Saturday Night Live — S02E19 — Elliott Gould/McGarrigle Sisters

00:00:03 LOVES ME... LOVES ME NOT... HI, EMILY.

00:01:57 OH. I SUPPOSE NOW YOU'RE GONNA SAY "NEVER MIND."

00:05:34 REASON NUMBER 10...

00:08:13 NUMBER ONE... "YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED OVER FOR COCKTAILS BY THE OFFICER OF YOUR TRUST FUND.

00:10:29 NOW, YOU SAID THE BLACKS ARE INHERENTLY SMARTER THAN THE WHITES?

00:12:43 HUMAN RIGHTS OF PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES. I THINK IT'S TIME YOU BEGAN TO

00:14:40 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YES, JIMMY, YOU SHOWED ME THAT. YOU SHOWED ME THAT BEFORE.

00:20:07 ENVIRONMENT. TONIGHT, PLEASE JOIN ME AS I COUNSEL THE "M" FAMILY.

00:22:20 I'LL TELL YOU. REMEMBER IN 1958 WHEN THE AIR FORCE TRIED TO COVER UP

00:24:35 CAN... I'LL GIVE HIM SOME ELBOW ROOM, SOME FREE SPACE, AND HE CAN JUST RELAX.

00:27:13 COMMISSIONER OKAYS FLAMETHROWERS, AFTER THIS MESSAGE.

00:30:58 THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG HERE. I'M GIVING YOU KIDS A BREAK.

00:33:04 GESTURES. NOW, WHY'D YOU CUT THEM OUT? WELL, LIKE, THE NIGHT YOU

00:35:22 YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN AROUND, TOO. FOR THE LAST SIX WHOLE MONTHS,

00:38:39 ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT A BRAND-NEW DOLL, A BICYCLE, AND TICKETS TO THE

00:41:49 "OOH-LA-LA! LES LEGS!" LET'S ROLL THE FILM, SHALL WE?

00:48:04 ALL RIGHT. ♪ IF MUSIC MAKES YOUR BODY MOVE ♪

00:50:33 HIGH AS 40% IN THE SOUTH. WELL, THEY'RE NOT GONNA COME UP HERE, ARE THEY?

00:52:15 YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THESE HORS D'OEUVRES, DO YOU? NO.

00:54:06 LIKE IT. NOW, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING.

00:56:57 HE'S OFF TO TRICK SOMEBODY OUT OF THEIR CHICKENS OR SOMETHING. GOD KNOWS WHAT.

00:58:57 DRIVER, REGINE'S. AND STEP ON IT.

01:02:27 HOWDY, I'M GEORGE WALLACE HERE TO TALK TO Y'ALL ABOUT THE

01:06:27 GOOD NIGHT.