Saturday Night Live — S02E18 — Julian Bond/Brick

00:00:01 HI, I'M JOHN BELUSHI. I'M JUST HAVING A CUP OF COFFEE BEFORE THE SHOW.

00:02:30 NO, DON'T TRY AND STOP ME. BOB VAN RY, ONE OF OUR STAGE MANAGERS, A HECK OF A GUY.

00:05:53 I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE IT'S BEEN ABOUT THREE YEARS SINCE I'VE BEEN IN FRONT OF A

00:07:46 MARINE CORPS, IT WAS THE SAME. "MY NAME IS SERGEANT HENNESSY. IF WE CATCH ANY OF YOU PEOPLE

00:09:53 OH, HI. LARRY, IT'S OUR NEW NEIGHBORS. UH, I'M BOBBI FARBER, AND THIS

00:11:51 WHAT IS THIS CUBICLE OBJECT? OH, OH, THOSE ARE SOME PICTURES THAT, UH, WE TOOK ON

00:13:43 HERE YOU GO. RIGHT THERE ON THE BACK. ALL RIGHT.

00:16:01 FRENCH? I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS.

00:21:37 YES, SIR!!! LIVING WITHIN THE SACRED, SACRED BONDS OF WEDLOCK REQUIRES

00:23:08 FILE, SINGLE! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

00:26:18 UNTOUCHABLE. AH, SO, THIS IS MY NEW OFFICE.

00:28:56 CANDID AND REVEALING. FROST SAID THAT NIXON ADMITTED HIS INVOLVEMENT IN WATERGATE,

00:31:27 ARE YOU SERIOUS? WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BLOODSUCKING, JIM.

00:33:39 YOU RIGHT NOW. FOR BEST ACTOR, SYLVESTER STALLONE.

00:37:20 SQUASH. UH-HUH, SQUASH AND... WHO ARE YOU?!

00:40:36 UH, TO, UH... TO WHOM... TO WHOM IT MAY...

00:42:49 CONVINCING JUMP. I MEAN, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SKYSCRAPER, YOU KNOW.

00:44:22 BECAUSE MR. IMPROV OVER HERE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DUCK! ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!

00:49:35 A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL FROM OCOROCCO. VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

00:53:55 RAYON PANTIES. NOW, WHATEVER THE OCCASION, YOUR DEAR ONES CAN PUT THEIR

01:00:50 WE'RE RUNNING AROUND AND EVERYTHING. I WAS LOOKING

01:02:38 JOKES IS DEAD? JOKES IS GONE! GOD REST HIS SOUL!

01:04:17 LOOK, GAGS, WE'RE SORRY. WE HAVE TO GO. YOU SEE, UH, WE HAVE TO DO THE

01:06:18 GOOD NIGHT.