Saturday Night Live — S02E16 — Broderick Crawford/Dr. John, The Meters

00:00:00 Announcer: THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" SHOW WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WILL GO ON AS SCHEDULED

00:02:09 I HAD THEM EATING OUT OF MY HAND IN DRESS REHEARSAL! LARAINE, PLEASE.

00:03:50 AND I THINK THE BEATLES SUMMED IT UP BEST WHEN THEY SAID, "OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA, LIFE

00:05:31 WHAT DID HE DO BEFORE THAT? HE WAS REAL SICK. AND, UH, BEFORE THAT?

00:09:15 I GOT TO BE ON THE COVER OF NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE. AND I'VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR AN

00:12:40 BURGER MASTER AND SEE ♪ ♪ BURGERS PLAIN AND BURGERS FANCY ♪

00:14:55 I DO HAVE A SUGGESTION. YOU KNOW THE CALIPER POST ON THE FIRST GRID'S SLIDING ARMATURE?

00:16:50 ABOUT FIVE MORE HOURS. TRY TAKING SOME VITAMIN-B COMPLEX, VITAMIN-C COMPLEX.

00:18:56 LET'S DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME. HELLO, AMY. HI, DADDY.

00:21:06 WELL, ANYWAY, PRETTY SOON, SHE COMES UPON THIS SHACK SITTING ON STILTS, RIGHT.

00:23:29 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. AND I IMAGINE THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE IN YOUR

00:25:14 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. OH, SHUT THE HELL UP! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, AND

00:28:13 YOU HEAR IS A REAL TELETYPE MACHINE OR JUST A SOUND EFFECT. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

00:30:34 RECENTLY, HE SAW THE MOVIE

00:32:43 GUY LOMBARDO'S HORN SOME 15 YEARS AGO. AND NOW WITH TONIGHT'S

00:36:25 ♪ FOUR, I MISS YOU ♪ ♪ FIVE, I WANT TO KISS YOU ♪ ♪ SIX, I WON'T LEAVE YOU NO

00:40:20 WORLD WAR III? YEAH, WE'LL IMPROVISE IT. GOOD CALL.

00:42:34 SAYING THAT THIS IS RONALD BROOKS... AND BARNEY JOHNSON...

00:45:55 NOW, WHERE IS IT?! BEHIND THE VELVEETA. I WAS LYING UNDER YOU, THINKING

00:48:25 IT'S FRUIT SLAW. YOU BUY IT AT THE DAIRY CASE. IT COMES IN THE PLASTIC THING.

00:51:02 AND I WAS HOLDING MY JINGLE BELLS AND THINKING, "GOD, GIVE ME A SIGN.

00:55:40 "THE MILLKEEPER," WRITTEN BY JAN VORSTAD IN 1953 BEFORE HE HAD EVEN LEARNED TO FORM

01:00:25 PRETTY IN THE DAYLIGHT ♪ ♪ BEGIN TO LOOK FINE WHEN THE NIGHTTIME GETS YOU BLIND ♪

01:06:18 NIGHT.