Saturday Night Live — S02E15 — Sissy Spacek/Richard Baskin

00:00:02 OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. AFTER THE SHOW, HUH? OH, HELLO, STEVE.

00:01:42 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH HERE? OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU.

00:04:54 UH-OH! I'M GETTING HAPPY FEET!

00:07:36 SOMEBODY WILL SAY, "HEY... LET'S GET SMALL."

00:10:06 YES. OH, DADDY, I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH.

00:12:52 OKAY, NOW, FROM '68 TO '70, YOU WERE LIVING AT THE BURDETTE FALLS SEASON TRAILER

00:18:26 SOCIALITE AND FORMER FIRST LADY. NOW THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT THAT ALEKSEYEV'S AT THE TOP OF

00:20:47 VICTORY... IF ONLY SHE COULD HAVE HUNG ON. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR

00:23:57 MAN ABOUT TOWN ♪ ♪ DOING THE BEST THINGS SO CONSERVATIVELY ♪♪

00:28:06 GRANDSON. ADOLF HITLER'S RIGHT-HAND MAN, RUDOLF HESS, UNSUCCESSFULLY

00:31:04 FLYING COMMAND POST, A REGULAR 747 AIRPLANE WHICH WAS CONVERTED FOR HIS USE IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR

00:33:13 EVERY TIME... EXCEPT WHEN HE SNEEZES, HIS GARAGE DOOR GOES UP.

00:35:46 COUNTER, LIKE THIS, IN THIS SLEAZY CAFé I WAS WORKING IN. I NOTICED A PIECE OF SPONGE CAKE

00:39:40 FROM THE WALL, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S GONNA MAKE A FEDERAL CASE OUT OF IT.

00:41:55 LUNCH. AND WE'LL GO HUNTING FIRST THING NEXT WEEK, OKAY?

00:44:52 YOU KNOW HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED. SIX ACROSS, UP AND DOWN...

00:46:42 BIG HIT. YOU CAN BANK ON THAT. "DESE, DEM, DOSE."

00:49:06 PUMPS. YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM. THE REST OF US ARE PILED IN THE

00:51:17 MRS. BEASLEY? THIS IS SORT OF A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME.

00:53:57 NOW, WHAT'S THAT, RIGHT OVER THERE? THAT'S A HORSE.

00:56:00 AND THEY GAVE BIRTH TO J.J. WALKER. AND MY GREAT-GREAT UNCLE WAS

00:59:05 ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN MIDNIGHT COMES AROUND, I TAKE A LOOK INSIDE ♪ ♪ SO DON'T GO TALKIN'

01:03:16 I LIKE THEM ALL EQUALLY... WELL... WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU TURN ON

01:06:13 GOOD NIGHT!