Saturday Night Live — S02E13 — Fran Tarkenton/Leo Sayer

00:00:00 I CAN'T PLAY THE GAME FOR YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL

00:01:49 IS THAT IT? YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU... THAT

00:03:33 CROSS YOUR EYES. COME ON. MUG. AKROYD!

00:07:23 BE IN THE SUPER BOWL NEXT SEASON. AND I PREDICT WE'LL LOSE AGAIN.

00:10:17 FROM SWITZERLAND, IT'S ROVCO'S AMAZING NEW SWISS ARMY GUN. YES, IT'S THE ALL-PURPOSE

00:13:21 CIVIL WAR? Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln. I KNOW IT.

00:16:14 GAME. HEY, MAN, IS THIS YOURS? YEAH.

00:21:24 "BLACK PERSPECTIVE." I'M YOUR HOST, GARRETT MORRIS. TONIGHT'S DISCUSSION CONCERNS

00:23:19 WELL, YOU KNOW, EVEN THE BLACK KIDS IN THE SUMMER CAMP I RUN DON'T HAVE IT.

00:25:19 GOING TO HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT, EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU. AS YOU KNOW, THIS IS OUR HOME.

00:28:32 SMALL MINT SAUCE ON IT FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. AND LES HARICOT VERT AND A SMALL

00:31:24 STAMINA TO PLAY PRO FOOTBALL.

00:34:28 CONNIE CHUNG! IF IT'S RAW THRILLS YOU WANT, IT'S RAW THRILLS YOU'LL GET.

00:37:41 THROUGH CARE AND DEDICATION, JOHN HAS BEEN REHABILITATED TO THE POINT WHERE HE SEES SHADOWS

00:40:28 ONE HUMOROUS NOTE... ALL 16 MEMBERS FROZE TO DEATH. GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT

00:42:28 AND HE'S RUNNING BACK FOR HIS NEXT MOVE.

00:44:39 SCORING, MAYBE, ON THE CLOCK SCORE JUST BEFORE THE CLOCK RUNS OUT HERE IN THE FIRST HALF, YOU

00:47:35 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, YOU'RE A

00:49:52 WE'RE GONNA SEE HERE? OH, YEAH, YOU LOOK REAL GOOD HERE.

00:53:16 WHOO! ♪ DANCING ♪ ♪ DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY ♪

00:56:35 PUT THEM IN THEIR POCKET, TAKE THEM OUT.

01:02:29 BE CALLED IN HERE LIKE THIS. REGARDLESS, MISS WEISS, IT SEEMS TO HAVE HAPPENED.

01:04:50 IS THAT ALL? MINE LAST FOR A WEEK, AND THEY START THE WEEK BEFORE.

01:06:46 100 POUNDS IN ONE HOUR. YOU CAN USE MY CARD. THANKS.