Saturday Night Live — S02E12 — Ruth Gordon/Chuck Berry

00:00:00 BECAUSE HE CAN'T. BECAUSE HE CAN'T DO THE SHOW. HE WAS IN DRESS REHEAR...

00:03:24 AND HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS? FIVE WILL GET YOU 10. I AM READY.

00:09:12 THIS IS POINTS! OH, ESSIE. THERE WE GO.

00:12:00 OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT. NEVER MIND.

00:14:28 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU, TOO. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

00:16:15 WANT TO BE THERE AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING." HE'D SAY, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO

00:18:09 WE'VE GOT TO MOVE ON. OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE OWNER OF A MASSAGE PARLOR...

00:22:31 Announcer: AND NOW "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH JANE CURTIN.

00:25:18 MASKED MEN WIELDING SHOTGUNS ENTERED A NEW YORK LUNCHEONETTE, MADE THE PROPRIETOR AND

00:27:20 YOU'D BE CRAZY NOT TO TAKE

00:29:54 IT'S ABOUT A GIRL I USED TO KNOW. YOU KNOW... WELL... I... WHEN I

00:34:57 YEAH. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WHATEVER SNOW TELLS YOU TO DO... 30 OR 40 TIMES A NIGHT.

00:37:09 WITH JOHNS FOR A PIMP! BELIEVE ME. TRUST ME. YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME, NOT

00:41:59 ♪ OH, CAROL, DON'T LET HIM STEAL IT AWAY ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA LEARN TO DANCE IF IT

00:45:43 TO GO OUT AND BUY PILLOWS SO SHE CAN STUFF THEM UP HER SWEATER. OH, NO, NO, THAT'S WRONG.

00:48:04 DELICIOUS. OH, WHY DID YOU LET HIM DO THAT TO SPOT?

00:51:22 LEVITY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE REASON THAT I AM HERE THIS EVENING IS

00:52:54 PEGGY, WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE A PEEK? NO, YOU DON'T SEEM TO

00:54:33 CLUBS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO BACK TO

00:57:43 DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON THE BED, ALL RIGHT? THANK YOU.

00:59:35 THIS IS LONG BEACH TOWER TO THE GOOSE. ARE YOU READY TO TAKE OFF,

01:01:40 WHAT IS THAT... A MELON? WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S THIS DANCE CALLED?

01:03:36 UP. HIS FIERCE DETERMINATION DROVE HIM ON.

01:06:32 FOR A NIGHTCAP.