Saturday Night Live — S02E11 — Ralph Nader/George Benson

00:00:01 DANNY, DANNY, HE'S LATE! RALPH NADER IS NEVER LATE. HE SAID HE'D BE HERE AT 11:32.

00:01:41 DAY. TONIGHT, FOR 90 MINUTES, I'M RALPH NADER... MR. GOOD TIME!

00:04:55 THE RCA CORPORATION, WHICH OWNS NBC, FOR A NUMBER OF CORPORATE ABUSES.

00:07:33 WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT IF HE DIED? HE'D PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO

00:10:02 WARDEN. WELL, IT'S NOT THAT WE'LL EVER NEED THAT MUCH, BUT IT'S

00:11:34 EVERYBODY... WARMER? OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD! OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

00:13:45 MY FAVOWITE TWINKETS, INCWUDING MY WINGS, MY WUGS, MY DWAPES, MY PWANTS, MY WECORDS, MY

00:19:27 CONSERVATIVES. ONCE I ASSUME THE ROLE OF PRESIDENT, I'LL BE READY TO

00:21:23 AND ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIERS, ROLLS NORTH THROUGH THE CAROLINAS.

00:23:44 DEPRESS EVERYONE DURING THE

00:25:47 WEAR THE CUSTOMARY STOVEPIPE HAT TO HIS INAUGURATION. HOWEVER, THIS WEEK, HE BOWED TO

00:28:08 AT BY DUCK HUNTERS AS MUCH AS I USED TO BE." SOLAR ENERGY HAS BECOME A

00:30:33 AGE. DOOMED SLAYER GARY GILMORE HAS TAKEN A CUE FROM PRESIDENT-ELECT

00:32:56 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? OH, YES, YES, I DO. I WILL CERTAINLY DO MY BEST.

00:40:50 SUEDE SHOES ♪ ♪ WELL, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, BUT LAY OFF OF MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES ♪

00:44:10 YVONNE GOT NAILED TO THE DOOR. YVONNE FAILED THE NAIL TEST, DIDN'T SHE?

00:46:48 ♪ CARTS IT ALL AWAY ♪ ♪ AND A THOUSAND TRUCKS JUST LIKE IT ARE CONVERGING ON THE

00:49:21 20 YEARS NOW. ABOUT 20 YEARS. TELL ME, JOHN, HOW DO YOU

00:52:01 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FLYING SAUCERS.

00:53:57 HI. MR. AND MRS. CONHED?

00:58:29 IN A DREAM ♪ ♪ MORE THAN I CAN EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ MORE THAN EVERYTHING ♪

01:01:33 MR. ALDINI, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION? I'M GONNA BACKTRACK TO THAT

01:03:28 ARE YOU STUCK IN A GO-NOWHERE, DO-NOTHING JOB? IF SO, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO

01:06:20 I LOVE RODENT HAIR!