Saturday Night Live — S02E07 — Dick Cavett/Ry Cooder

00:00:00 Announcer: AND NOW,

00:03:40 "WE KNOW YOUR WIFE IS A BROADWAY ACTRESS. YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT HER ON TV."

00:05:49 SAME FUN AS IF WE WERE IN ONE. WE, YOU KNOW, WOULD GET NUDE AND DRINK BEER AND THROW UP ON EACH

00:08:09 GO RIGHT AHEAD.

00:10:46 MIND. OH-HO. MR. PRESIDENT, YOU SHOULDN'T

00:12:36 TURN ON THE TAPE MACHINE, PLEASE? OH, YES, MR. PRESIDENT.

00:14:40 CLEAR THE AIR BECAUSE IT'S MY FEELING THAT SIRICA WILL NOT STOP AT HUNT AND LIDDY.

00:16:41 WHY, ISN'T THAT STRANGE! WHY, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING... THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I

00:21:31 ♪ IT'S NOT HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND ♪ ♪ TRUE LOVE CAN BE SUCH A SWEET

00:25:09 I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT. COME ON, SANDY, WE GOTTA FIND DADDY WARBUCKS!

00:27:40 THAT'S THE WAY THEY CALL HIM, SMOKEY, THAT'S HOW HE GOT HIS NAME.

00:31:12 HE COULD PULL A FEW STRINGS, AND MAYBE LATER I COULD GET INTO THE UNION.

00:33:19 INVOLVED, IT IS NATURAL, THEN, THAT THEY SEEK OUTSIDE GUIDANCE AND HELP.

00:35:31 THE WHOLE PROBLEM YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WITH YOUR FAMILY, THE WIFE AND CHILDREN...

00:37:42 AUDIENCE EXACTLY HOW I GOT ON YOUR SHOW TONIGHT? WELL, UH, WE RECEIVED

00:39:28 ACTING AT CROSS PURPOSES, WOULDN'T IT? BECAUSE THEN I WOULD BE ACTING

00:42:13 BLOODY SOAP. WE ALSO HAVE A HAND. I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU THE HAND.

00:45:36 ALL RIGHT. VERIFY THIS. INCLUDE THIS HERE.

00:47:49 BIRD ALIVE. EXCUSE ME, SIR, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

00:49:59 THE WASPS DIDN'T WELCOME ME. NO MATTER HOW I ADJUSTED MY ANTENNA, THE RECEPTION WAS BAD.

00:57:19 KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. "WHO IS IT?" ASKED THE CHICKEN. "I'M A... A... OH, WHAT DO YOU

00:59:35 SO, WE HAVE CHOSEN... WE ARE GOING TO USE THIS TECHNIQUE, THEN, TO MEASURE YOUR AUDIENCE

01:02:45 THERE WE GO. THE OFFICIAL... THANK YOU, BY

01:05:41 GOOD NIGHT!