Saturday Night Live — S02E05 — Steve Martin/Kinky Friedman

00:00:01 WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY, BOYS? AS YOUR MANAGER, I WANTED TO WIN THIS WORLD SERIES AS MUCH AS

00:03:11 IMPOSSIBLE. SO RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO SUCK THIS STOOL INTO MY LUNGS.

00:06:22 ♪ OH, I'M A NEAT GUY ♪ EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ALL RIGHT.

00:08:48 CUT! JUST TONE IT DOWN, PLEASE, CHEVY.

00:11:16 WAS DYING FROM, AND I'M GOING TO

00:14:03 MEDICINE FOR $20,000.

00:16:28 AND HERE NOW IS OUR

00:20:18 ♪ HELL, EVEN NOW IT MAKES ME SMILE ♪ ♪ TO THINK OF HOW YOU

00:23:49 OVEN. ON THE SERIOUSER SIDE... ON A MORE SERIOUS SIDE... ON THE MORE

00:26:44 RIGHT... CORRESPONDENT JANE CURTIN. OF COURSE, MUCH HAS BEEN SAID

00:29:13 BARNUM & BAILEY ZOO AND CIRCUS. BOOM-BOOM ENCHANTED PASSENGERS AND STEWARDESSES DURING THE

00:33:09 THIS IS POETRY! IT DOES NOT NEED TO RHYME! GA GA!

00:36:17 LEARN FROM NEGROES. AND NOW THE MOHEL OF THE BOILS OF SOCIETY!

00:38:23 YOU CAN'T STOP IT. WOW! SHELLEY BAYLESS.

00:42:37 BINOCULARS AND, UH, SPENDING MANY HOURS ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE SUBJECT'S WINDOW.

00:45:04 PERFORMANCE WILL BE BETTER IF HE DOESN'T HAVE SEX RIGHT BEFORE DOING IT.

00:48:47 DON'T YOU READ THE LABEL? YEAH, BUT IT GOT BORING. MARY'S DEAD!

00:50:56 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN NOW, TED. YOUR CONCERN IS TELLING

00:53:11 HUH? AND THEY WON'T LET YOU WEAR YOUR BLAZER.

00:57:03 YOU CATCH. YOU EAT. HI!

00:59:16 YES, A DIET WHERE FOOD IS HUNTED AND HIDDEN FROM A

01:01:41 JACKIE ONASSIS, RIGHT? WELL I WAS IN A LAUNDROMAT IN TUCSON, ARIZONA,

01:03:40 UH... LET'S MOVE ON. IF I DO LOOK A LITTLE DEPRESSED

01:06:03 NIGHT.