Saturday Night Live — S02E04 — Karen Black/John Prine

00:00:01 AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW, ON THE FIRST SHOW OF THE SEASON, CHEVY CHASE INJURED HIMSELF

00:03:56 AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE... THE COMMON MAN, NOT JUST THE PRIVILEGED FEW RICH ENOUGH TO

00:06:38 THE GREAT AND NEAR-GREAT. BUT, INDIRA, LET'S BE FRANK. IS INDIA TODAY DEMOCRATIC?

00:08:45 I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MRS. INDIRA GANDHI, FOR BEING OUR SPECIAL GUEST.

00:11:19 MS. MONTGOMERY, A QUESTION FOR GOVERNOR FORD... OH, I'M

00:13:23 REBUTTAL? WELL, ONCE AGAIN, MR. CARTER IS PLAYING FAST AND LOOSE WITH

00:15:44 CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN FUNDS. HOWEVER, YOU DO ADMIT RECEIVING PAID VACATIONS FROM UNITED

00:20:58 "HELLO IN THERE, HELLO" ♪ ♪ SO IF YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET SOMETIME ♪

00:23:50 ATHLETES. FORMER SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE EARL BUTZ, WHO RESIGNED HIS POST

00:26:32 EXCELLENT YEAR FOR FARMERS, AS INDICATED BY THIS PHOTO OF THE GIANT SHREDDED-WHEAT CROP

00:29:01 GAMMA RAY LABORATORIES FED THESE CUPCAKES TO RATS FOR FIVE YEARS. AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS...

00:32:46 BE. TEMPERANCE, BUT WITH A PURPOSE. THEY'RE YOUNG.

00:37:26 OKAY, A RABBLE, A RABBLE. LIGHTEN UP ON ME. YOUR MAJESTY...

00:39:27 GREGOROVICHNIK. ENOUGH OF AFFAIRS OF THE ESTATE.

00:42:32 BINGHAMTON, NEW YORK. SO, BOB COMES IN FRIDAY NIGHT. INTO THE TOILET.

00:44:12 DON'T LOOK. YOU KNOW, HE'S ANXIOUS TO GO ON. RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT THE JOKE.

00:46:06 SO I REALIZED SOMEONE'S LOOKING AT ME, YOU KNOW. IT'S A GUY... A BUS DRIVER.

00:49:24 ♪ BUT HE DIDN'T THINK THE LAKE WAS THAT DEEP ♪ ♪ IF THE FERRY HAD BEEN THERE AT

00:51:43 HERE... HERE'S A HINT. TESTING, 1, 2, 3, TESTING, 1, 2, 3.

00:53:28 KNOW WHAT I DID THERE? WHAT? WOULD YOU BELIEVE... FIGHT?!

00:55:01 I PLAY A LOT OF POKER ON WEEKENDS, THOUGH. A LOT OF POKER.

00:56:36 THINGS ARE DIFFERENT! THINGS ARE REALLY DIFFERENT NOW! I COULD EVEN ASK YOU OUT NOW,

00:58:45 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHOA, WHOA! O-O-O-O-O-O-O-H!

01:04:33 THERE'S THE QUARTER.