Saturday Night Live — S02E03 — Eric Idle/Joe Cocker and Stuff

00:00:02 Announcer: AND NOW "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH CHEVY CHASE.

00:01:45 IT'S A SHOW. WE'RE ON THE... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY? REALLY, LOOK.

00:04:48 OH, SO I'LL DO IT AT THE END OF THE SHOW? TERRIFIC.

00:06:26 PODS. PODS, YOU KNOW. PODS. IT INCREASES THE BABY'S MOTOR

00:08:27 HAVING BREAKFAST, OR JUST DOING

00:10:22 DON'T LET THAT "DEVIL WOMAN" GET

00:12:06 ROCK CONCERTS BECAUSE OF DAMAGE

00:13:51 GRINGO? I GREW UP WITH THE SWINE FLU. WHEN TIMES WERE HARD, MY FAMILY

00:15:29 ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT? LOOK, THE SUBJECT IS CLOSED.

00:17:39 MR. JOE COCKER. [INTRODUCTION TO "YOU ARE SO

00:23:18 IN THE EARLY ROUNDS, IT WAS ALI, WHO SCORED HEAVILY WITH HIS DANCING AND LANDING SEVERAL

00:25:45 TELL ME, RABBI, IT'S COVERED RIGHT NOW, BUT DID YOU SEE THE STATUE BEFORE THE BANDAGE WAS

00:28:32 REMEDY THE SITUATION, THE COMMITTEE RECOMMENDS PUNCHING DINAH SHORE IN THE FACE, PLACING

00:31:19 I STILL DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING WAS WRONG TILL YESTERDAY WHEN A TELEGRAM ARRIVED SAYING, "CAN'T

00:36:07 THE SEA ♪ ♪ THE MORNING WILL COME WHEN THE WORLD IS MINE ♪

00:38:12 WE DISGUISE OURSELVES AS TRAVELING ACROBATS, SLIP OFF THE TRAIN AT

00:42:31 SAID, YEAH ♪ ♪ SAY EVERYTHING ♪

00:46:15 WE'RE PLAINCLOTHES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN PLAIN? I PAID $85 FOR THIS FROCK.

00:47:49 VERY PRETTY. I LOOK PRETTY. WELL, I LOOK GOOD IN EVERYTHING.

00:54:35 PERHAPS A NICELY ROASTED CHICKEN. YEAH.

00:56:49 OKAY, BEAUTY... MR. KENTUCKY IS PRETTIER, BUT I'M A LOT YOUNGER AND MY THIGHS ARE MUCH, MUCH

01:00:15 CLEARLY DUG INTO THE LANDSCAPE FOR THE PURPOSE OF MAKING SOMEONE IN A FLYING VEHICLE

01:02:50 DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO BAROMETRIC PRESSURES AND YOU PLUG IT INTO A FORMULA.

01:05:50 THEY JUST FA-A-A-ADE...