Saturday Night Live — S02E01 — Lily Tomlin/James Taylor

00:00:00 DID YOU CALL THE HOTEL? I CALLED, YEAH.

00:01:46 EVERYONE, THIS IS GOLDIE. EVERYONE, THESE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS.

00:03:51 THIS IS PRINCE PHILLIPO. THIS IS LUCIA. THIS IS JOE, AND THIS IS LEONE.

00:07:25 WELL... OH, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. OH, GOSH, THANK YOU.

00:10:03 EARL ROLAND OF THE

00:12:16 THAN MY OWN, AND I DO HESITATE TO CALL MY OWN SON SUSAN A DOPE.

00:14:22 WISHES TO HAVE AN ABORTION TO MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE.

00:16:30 MATTER, BUT... I'M FLIP-FLOPPING AT THIS VERY MOMENT ON THE ISSUE OF FLIP-FLOPPING.

00:20:07 THAT YOU FEEL ♪ ♪ YOU CAN FEEL IT BEGINNING TO EASE ♪

00:24:23 IF THE OPERATION IS SUCCESSFUL, AMIN SAYS HE WILL PURSUE A CAREER ON AMERICAN TELEVISION.

00:27:09 THE BIRD AFTER THIS FILL MESSAGE. BACK IN ONE MINUTE.

00:29:43 OH, HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER, CHEDDAR? MS. LITELLA, I'M ON THE AIR

00:32:01 HEY, WATCH IT DOWN THERE. PEUTA, IS THAT YOU UP THERE?

00:34:14 FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT? AREN'T YOU FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT? HELL YES!

00:36:37 AND EASY ♪ ♪ PUT THAT TOOTHBRUSH IN MY HAND ♪

00:41:03 UH, YOU SAY YOU HAVE SEEN OUR PRICE LIST, RIGHT? YOU ARE AWARE OF OUR PRICES NOW,

00:43:17 WHERE'S MY JESUS? HERE HE IS. THIS IS THE CHEAPEST JESUS I

00:45:29 LAUREL SPRINGS. LOOK, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM, EXCEPT YOU DON'T HAVE THE 68 ON

00:49:35 ♪ YES, AND SO WAS THE TURNPIKE ♪ ♪ FROM STOCKBRIDGE TO BOSTON ♪ ♪ NOW, THE BERKSHIRES, THEY SEEM

00:53:38 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN. THESE HAVE NOT EVEN BEEN RINSED

00:57:03 SINGULAR VIEW OF PARIS IN THE '30s. FROM HER OF JUNE 5, 1932...

00:59:46 I NO LONGER GIVE A SH... A CARE. PAUL LYNDE ON "HOLLYWOOD

01:03:02 TO. WE MIGHT ASK YOU TO SET FIRE TO YOUR OVEN MITTS.

01:05:47 DANCE!