Saturday Night Live — S01E24 — Kris Kristofferson with Rita Coolidge

00:00:12 HAIR ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT LOOSE ♪

00:05:18 SO I WENT UP, AND IT WAS REALLY GREAT AND EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS WIFE WASN'T REALLY DEAD.

00:07:25 FOR SATURDAY NIGHT," 'CAUSE I REALLY THINK THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW.

00:11:20 BUT ONCE IN ATLANTA IN A CROWDED TRAIN STATION...

00:16:13 STAR ♪ ♪ THEN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT ♪ ♪ GOT TO GET YOURSELF A

00:21:39 HAVE A SUMMER DRINK WITH MINT IN IT I'LL NEVER FORGET. WE USE TO CALL IT ICE TEA.

00:23:41 BETTY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING IN THE HORS D'RAVES... AH D'ROSS... HORVS D'ANDRES...

00:26:04 EAT CHINESE TONIGHT? I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER. SEEMS TO ME, UH, WE ATE CHINESE

00:29:43 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT MEXICAN? WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH, KILL

00:32:31 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A BLACK MAN HAS WON THE BOB HOPE GOLF CLASSIC.

00:34:25 AND I MAY NOT BE NO BOBBY DYLAN, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING, NEITHER.

00:36:28 CORRESPONDENT LARAINE NEWMAN, REPORTING LIVE FROM NASA. COME IN, LARAINE.

00:38:25 EX-MERCENARY, WHO WAS CONSIDERED TO BE THE FAVORITE UNTIL HE LOST POINTS FOR HIS EXECUTION.

00:40:43 HI! HOW ARE YOU, KRIS? NICE TO MEET YOU! THIS IS MY HUSBAND, KRIS,

00:42:17 ALL ABOUT YOU. ALL ABOUT ME? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

00:43:46 WAIT, LOOK, I GET THE PICTURE. I'M NOT STUPID. I MAY NOT BE A FOLK SINGER, BUT

00:45:13 LARRY, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF! YOU WANT ME TO GROW A BEARD?!

00:47:20 THE TIME. WELL, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. TO YOU, THEY'RE THESE THINGS.

00:49:14 GYNECOLOGIST AND, UH, DID I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.

00:53:27 AND I JUST WANT TO SAY A WORD

00:55:13 POLITICALLY INDEBTED, IT'S ANDY YOUNG, MOST CERTAINLY. MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT,

00:57:57 WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE EXISTS? I'VE HEARD HIM.

01:00:51 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE

01:06:09 THANKS A LOT. GOOD NIGHT.