Saturday Night Live — S01E23 — Louise Lasser with the Preservation Hall Jazz Band

00:00:02 CHEVY, UH, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT JOHN WAS HURT. I JUST THINK HE... HE FEELS

00:02:36 PLAYERS...

00:05:27 UM... SO I DID SAY TO HIM, "LISTEN, YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

00:07:35 I... I'M SORRY.

00:09:54 YOU DIDN'T SIGN THE PROPER PAPERS TO LEAVE LOS ANGELES, LOUISE, AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

00:13:06 AND A VOICE FROM THE TOWER SINGING THE "HAVA NAGILA." "D"... SHRINKAGE OF YOUR

00:19:17 LOOK, ONE OF US HAS GOT TO BREAK THE SILENCE, YOU KNOW?

00:21:08 TALKING ABOUT, AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BREATHING'S GETTING HEAVIER LIKE THIS, TOO.

00:23:10 I NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS. I DON'T KNOW.

00:27:34 I-I, UH... THIS... I HAVE TO GO. GOOD EVENING.

00:29:30 OLGA AND WELCOME HER TO "UPDATE"? AH. OLGA.

00:31:57 OF CHOWCHILLA, CALIFORNIA, SEEMS TO HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN WITH THE BIZARRE KIDNAPPING LAST WEEK.

00:34:29 HAD LEFT IN THE FRIDGE. THAT'S IT? YEAH, WELL, THE WHOLE

00:36:23 COME ON, NOW. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS.

00:38:22 THE SIDES INTO YOUR ARMPITS. OH, GILDA. AS A MATTER OF FACT, UH...

00:42:15 WHAT'S GOING ON. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME IS BECAUSE OF WHAT'S GOING ON...

00:44:25 I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE KNOWS WE'RE FILMING, SO WE CAN JUST... DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ANOTHER

00:46:29 DISTINCTIVE LOOK. HOW CAN I CAPTURE THAT LOOK FOR MYSELF?"

00:48:31 IT'S A GOOD DEAL, $1, HUH? I GOT A RADIO. DOESN'T WORK, BUT IF YOU'RE GOOD

00:51:03 BOB DYLAN. AND HE SAID SOMETHING I THINK MEANS A LOT TO AMERICANS.

00:58:08 FRIEND THAT I'D HIRED TO GUARD AND LIVE IN MY HOUSE BECAUSE THERE WERE JUST SO MANY PEOPLE

01:00:31 AND THEY TOOK PICTURES OF ME... NOT GREAT PICTURES, NOT TERRIBLE, THOUGH, I MEAN, NOT

01:02:41 ME. AND ALSO TO PROTECT ME, WHAT I HAD TO DO WAS I HAD TO GO TO

01:06:07 GOOD NIGHT.