Saturday Night Live — S01E22 — Elliott Gould with Leon Redbone and Harlan Collins & Joyce Everson

00:01:22 LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

00:05:52 THE AMAZING PICTURE PHONES OF THE FUTURE. IN ONLY SIX WEEKS, OUR EXPERTS

00:08:00 HOW 'BOUT WE START WITH SOME 5-CARD DRAW... $1,000 LIMIT, 3 RAISES?

00:09:57 CAN'T DO THAT. YOU DON'T PLAY DEALER'S LOOK

00:11:48 UH, BEGGING YOUR PARDON, BUT I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DEAL ONE DOWN AND ONE UP.

00:13:41 SHOULD RETURN TO THE HOTEL AND MOURN PRIVATELY, YES. I AM INDEED IMPRESSED BY YOUR

00:16:23 BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR NATIONAL

00:21:02 200 OR 300 YEARS OLD. RUN IT THROUGH THE COMPUTER.

00:23:42 WE CAN'T SHAKE THEM. THEN WE'LL GIVE THEM A FIGHT THEY WON'T FORGET.

00:25:30 THEY BOARDED THE SHIP. THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY. BUT... BUT HOW? HOW?

00:27:18 UNCONSCIOUS WITH MY FAMOUS VULCAN NERVE PINCH. OF COURSE, IF IT WAS UP TO

00:28:55 APART. HEY, GET AWAY FROM THERE. RIGHT ON, BUCK ROGERS.

00:31:33 "DEAR GANG, WE'RE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME HERE IN ENGLAND. WE TRACED OUR ANCESTRY BACK TO A

00:34:07 THE CRAFT WILL FLY AT TWICE THE SPEED OF SOUND IF THEY CAN GET IT INSIDE A CONCORDE.

00:36:28 SIGHT... LETTUCE, CABBAGES, EVEN SLICES ONIONS. WITH VIBRAMATIC, THE ONLY TEARS

00:38:46 WITH COMMERCIAL PRODUCTS,

00:41:15 GHANA WILL SOON BE TORN APART BY CIVIL VIOLENCE, AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO... NOT ME,

00:43:08 OTHER JUST LIKE MY TEDDY BEARS DO WHEN I'M ASLEEP AT NIGHT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS TELL

00:46:33 MOBUTU. AMBASSADOR BLACK, I COULDN'T FIND YOUR DOLLY ANYWHERE NEAR

00:49:19 ♪ WILL YOU TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? ♪ ♪ I WANT A KISS FROM YOU,

00:52:25 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA THINK? WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM YOU SWALLOWED A PORCUPINE?

00:55:42 JONATHAN DORN. [INTRODUCTION TO "MY WALKING

01:02:12 SHOWS ♪ Both: ♪ HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS ♪ ♪ AND NOW I'M SITTIN'

01:05:46 EH, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.