Saturday Night Live — S01E20 — Dyan Cannon with Leon & Mary Russell

00:00:03 LIVE FROM NEW YORK... HOLD IT, CHEVY, HOLD IT. CHEVY, HOLD IT.

00:04:01 MM-HMM! OH, AND I HAVE A DAUGHTER. HER NAME IS JENNIFER.

00:06:09 WHERE'S MY FELLOW? I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU. YOU HAVEN'T GOT A WHITE HORSE.

00:08:58 YOUR EARS, ON YOUR HEAD. WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IS YOU'RE GONNA HEAR SOUNDS.

00:11:38 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME EARLY. JUST WAIT A MINUTE NOW. WHO IS THIS GUY?

00:13:25 ENTIRELY AN INNOCENT MISTAKE. I AM A MEDICAL STUDENT.

00:15:02 RIGHT OFF TO GET THAT VACCINE. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT

00:17:13 RESORT ON THE BLACK SEA. OH, NOT NECESSARILY SO, JANE. SEE, BULGARIA'S A REAL... A

00:19:12 YEAH! GET IT ON. WHEN IN KEREKA, WHY NOT TRY YOUR HAND AT SLED RACING?

00:21:30 NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S "A MAN RIDES UP TO ME ON A BIG, WHITE HORSE."

00:26:30 DISGUSTING! OH, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T. OH. IT'S OKAY.

00:29:10 ONE TIME, I WAS HUNTING SNAKES IN THE DESERT ONE AFTERNOON, AND IN THE DISTANCE, I SAW A MAN

00:31:26 IS PREDICTED, AND, OF COURSE, A

00:34:32 GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO BECAUSE IT MADE FUN OF FRANCO'S FRIEND ADOLF HITLER.

00:37:34 ...TO THE BIBLICAL INJUNCTION OF "LOVE THY

00:40:20 HOMAGE TO ROBERT E. THORPE, WILL WEAVE A BETTER TOMORROW.

00:43:25 WIFE WAS RUNNING AROUND ON ME. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D REACT TO IT, BUT I THINK I'D LIKE TO

00:45:40 LUXURATE... LUXURIATE IN A NICE, HOT BATH. OH, IT'S SO SOOTHING, AND MY

00:47:40 MATCHED PINTS OF PAUL ROBESON'S BATHWATER? INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE.

00:49:56 AAH! WHAT WERE YOU?! SLIME.

00:52:49 STREET ♪ ♪ WHOA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ♪ ♪ DAYLIGHT IS GONNA CATCH ME

00:57:39 HE'LL LOVE ME ♪ ♪ AND TOGETHER WE WILL SEE HOW HAPPY HEAVEN WILL BE ♪

01:00:26 HORACE. I SAID A WHITE HORSE. HORSE.

01:06:21 SAYING, "GOOD NIGHT!"