Saturday Night Live — S01E19 — Madeline Kahn with Carly Simon

00:00:23 OH, HI.

00:05:20 ♪ "P" IS FOR THE PRESENTS THAT SHE GAVE ME ♪ ♪ PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER,

00:07:14 Announcer: YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WILL THRILL TO SCENES OF HIGH ADVENTURE.

00:09:40 OF COURSE, WOOKING GWAMOROUS ON FILM ISN'T ALL BEAUTY SECWETS. A WOT OF IT IS WIGHTING.

00:11:42 ANYWAY... THEN, THE MAN...

00:13:41 TO ME THEY COULD SEE INSIDE MY EAR. THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD ONLY

00:15:44 WAR, AND YOU MARRIED HIM REAL FAST BECAUSE YOU FELT SORRY FOR

00:18:29 THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS. I MEAN, ONE DAY, YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD.

00:20:13 SCRED, TELL HIM. OH, YEAH. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN THE BEATLES

00:23:48 ♪ KEEP AWAY FROM HER ♪ ♪ SEND FOR CHINO ♪ ♪ THIS IS NOT THE MARIA

00:26:17 AUSTERITY IN HIS PRIVATE LIFE AS WELL AS BIG GOVERNMENT. HE IS SEEN HERE DODGING THE

00:28:36 SENDS HER LOVE. NO, WE'LL BE TAKING A VACATION SOME TIME IN JUNE, I THINK.

00:31:00 OF YOUR PREFERRED BRAND. JUST A LITTLE... THAT'S IT.

00:33:34 LEONARD BERNSTEIN CONCERTS WERE JUST LOVELY. NOW, IF THEY ONLY SHOW VIOLINS

00:37:03 WHEN YOUR LEGS FEEL BROKEN ♪ ♪ BUT YOU STILL DON'T DROP OUT OF THE DANCE ♪

00:42:13 IS ABOUT YOU ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO VAIN, OH-OH-OH, I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG

00:45:27 BLOOD LEFT IN HIS BODY. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, A MAN NORMALLY HAS EIGHT PINTS IN HIS BODY.

00:47:45 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BUGGING OF WATERGATE! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE

00:50:14 INSPIRE YOU WITH SOME OF MY FUNKY ENERGY... AND A LITTLE SONG!

00:52:48 AND A... ♪ BEAUTIFUL! ♪ ...CLIMATE, THEY SAY ♪

00:55:39 OLD, A DARK MUSTACHE, WALKS WITH A SLIGHT LIMP, ALWAYS WEARS A BLUE DAHLIA IN HIS LEFT LAPEL,

00:58:13 ♪ CRY IF I WANT TO, DIE IF I WANT TO ♪ ♪ YOU WOULD CRY, TOO,

01:00:40 HELLO, MADELINE. HELLO? HELLO?

01:05:47 OH, WELL, GOOD NIGHT.