Saturday Night Live — S01E17 — Ron Nessen with the Patti Smith Group

00:00:02 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONCE AGAIN, THE DEAD STRING QUARTET.

00:05:51 WELL, YOU SEE, THE PRESIDENT SAID, "RON, YOU'RE FIRED." WELL, I THINK I KNOW HOW HIS

00:08:53 AHH. DID YOU SIGN A CONTRACT, RON? IF YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT, THEY

00:11:25 ANSWERED THE TELEPHONE AND YOU BROKE YOUR ANKLE. I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE BRIEFED

00:13:24 OF SHENANIGANS GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE. MAYBE I SHOULD CALL

00:15:34 ITCH, YOU GOT TO BET THAT IT'S GREAT. MANGLED BABY DUCKS.

00:20:31 TOWER CLOCK ♪ ♪ AND I HEARD THOSE BELLS CHIMIN' IN MY HEART ♪

00:24:09 GOSH, NO, I WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING LIKE THAT. HOW AM I DOING?

00:27:14 IDENTITY CRISIS BUT SHOULD CONTINUE THE THERAPY DAILY. IN A RELATED STORY, A REPORTER

00:29:14 FUTURE. HE IS SEEN HERE DEMONSTRATING HIS CHARISMA BY HOLDING A

00:31:39 AND IN SPORTS, HONEST PLEASURE SAID THURSDAY THAT HE FEELS STRONGLY HE IS AN EASY WINNER IN

00:34:26 HOPEFULLY THE 1976 PRESIDENT

00:36:39 WE GOT FOUR OR FIVE OF 'EM AROUND HERE. FACT IS, BETWEEN US AND THE

00:39:20 FEELING FRESH, SOFT, AND FRAGRANT MAKES ME GLAD I'M MYSELF.

00:42:10 HE FELT THEY WERE OVERCHARGING HIM. MM-HMM. I SEE, SIR.

00:44:07 I SAID IT. I DON'T CARE. I SAID IT... BULL.

00:48:03 WIFE. REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WRITE ON WALLS ARE ASKED TO TAKE NOTE OF

00:50:21 DOING, AND WE'LL JUST PROCEED WITH WHAT WE'RE HERE TO DO, ALL RIGHT?

00:53:05 JUST GIVE US A CALL, OKAY? 'CAUSE WE'RE THE SUPREME COURT. All: ♪ WE'RE THE SUPREME

00:55:40 ABOUT 15 YEARS TILL, ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO, I WAS PASSING A LITTLE CLUB IN THE VILLAGE,

00:57:39 CAN YOU DIG IT? I KNEW THAT YOU COULD. YES, YES, YES.

00:59:20 GOD BLESS US. STILL GOT MY OLD LADY AND MY HORN.

01:02:38 GENERATION ♪ ♪ THINGS THEY DO LOOK AWFUL C-COLD ♪

01:06:16 USUAL.