Saturday Night Live — S01E16 — Anthony Perkins with Betty Carter

00:00:04 HI. I'M CHEVY CHASE FROM THE, UH... UH, "SATURDAY NIGHT" SHOW.

00:02:25 FOR THIS PARTICULAR PIECE. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE, UH, UH...

00:05:56 IT GIVES YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO...

00:08:24 TO HAVE THESE PANTIES. OKAY. WHO THE HELL STOLE MY GOOD-LUCK

00:12:11 AGAIN ♪ DOCTOR, I REALLY CAN'T TELL YOU...

00:14:13 ALL RIGHT, UH, MRS. ZIMMERMAN. LET'S GET... WORKING.

00:16:32 AAH! NO WONDER. YOUR FRENCH FRIES TASTE GREASY,

00:19:20 QUESTION 3... HOW MANY... IMPORTANT PHONE CALL, NORMAN.

00:21:25 THEN? WAIT A SECOND. WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

00:27:05 RON KNOWS. IF HE SAID IT, GONNA GO WITH RON.

00:30:19 FORMER TEAMSTER BOSS JIMMY HOFFA, MISSING SINCE LAST JULY, HAS SINCE BEEN BILLED FOR

00:32:31 LEAKS. I ONLY TAKE THEM." LATER, MR. KISSINGER WAS

00:35:14 CAN.

00:37:04 LOOK, PAL! I KNOW A COUNTRY WHERE MARCH COMES IN LIKE AN EMU AND GOES

00:39:22 SAYING "HI" GETTING ON AND OFF AN ELEVATOR. BUT IN A WAY, IF YOU EXCHANGE

00:41:25 WHO WOULD EVER THINK THAT JUST SAYING "HI" COULD LEAD TO A ROMANCE?

00:43:42 I WAS JUST TELLING MR., UH, TONY HERE HOW WELL YOU SANG. OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE.

00:46:40 LET'S GO. UP. COME ON. UP. LOOK AT THAT, JOJO. LOOK.

00:49:10 PEOPLE?" AND HE SAID, "WELL, TAKE A CHANCE."

00:51:31 I'M COOL. OKAY, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS BEE

00:54:00 OH, NO. THE... THE BROCCOLI HOLLANDAISE.

01:00:22 Announcer: IF YOU HAVE A HOME

01:04:27 EXIT 13's STILL FLOODED OUT, ISN'T IT? I'LL FIND OUT FOR YOU,

01:06:23 WHERE ARE ALL THE CATS? Announcer: THIS IS DON PARDO. GOOD NIGHT!