Saturday Night Live — S01E15 — Jill Clayburgh with Leon Redbone

00:00:03 IS REALLY TO TALK TO THE PRODUCER. THE PRODUCER IS THE PERSON WHO

00:01:32 I DON'T KNOW. HE'S THE BOSS. I WONDER IF I'VE BEEN CONNED

00:05:22 WHO HAS... WELL, HE HAS MORE EXPERIENCE IN LIVE TELEVISION THAN ANYBODY.

00:07:28 NEW YORK PRIVATE SCHOOLS, AND HE'LL GO ON TO SUCH SCHOOLS AS ANDOVER, HARVARD, AND YALE

00:10:27 ANNA? YES, PAPA? PLEASE DON'T MENTION THIS TO

00:13:20 YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID. TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT.

00:15:18 WHICH ONE? OH, YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE SON JULIO?

00:17:16 HIMSELF. MR. ALVAREZ, WHERE IS JULIO NOW? DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD, I

00:19:26 THIS BOY WAS THE BEST DEFENSIVE BARITONE LINEBACKER WE EVER HAD AT MEMORIAL QUESTION MARK.

00:24:40 TREATED IN AMERICA. NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOU FEEL GUILTY, AND YOU SHOULD.

00:27:52 GOOD EVENING. I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU CAN'T. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT...

00:30:17 RED CHINA. THE TRIAL OF PATRICIA HEARST CONTINUES IN SAN FRANCISCO.

00:32:25 LEFT A DROPPING ON THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT. F.A.A. OFFICIALS WILL STUDY THE

00:35:18 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'D WANT

00:38:41 ♪ "SEMPER PARATUS" IS OUR

00:42:49 AND, IN THE MEANTIME, ONE OF THE CAST MEMBERS HAS VOLUNTEERED TO GO ON IN THEIR PLACE AND PERFORM

00:46:01 MANRAY, SETTLE DOWN. IT'S... I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF

00:49:02 OH, I SAW YOU LOOKING AWAY. COME ON. OKAY.

00:52:07 ♪ WITH A CHICK-CHICK HERE ♪ ♪ AND A CHICK-CHICK THERE ♪ ♪ AND HERE A CHICK, THERE A

00:55:47 ♪ THE DIAMOND BROCADE ON HER CHEST? ♪ ♪ SHE'S A BIG TIME WOMAN

00:59:54 NOW, LISTEN. I WANT A GUN. NOW, GUNS ARE BOY TOYS.

01:01:55 OH, YES, MR. BILL. HOW ARE YOU? OH, FINE.

01:03:20 OH, MY LEG! I DON'T THINK I CAN WALK ANYMORE.

01:05:59 GOOD NIGHT.