Saturday Night Live — S01E13 — Peter Boyle with Al Jarreau

00:00:13 OH, ROGER, WHAT A LOVELY RESTAURANT... I MEAN, THE DECOR, THE AMBIANCE, THE FOOD, AND THAT

00:02:21 LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

00:06:47 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

00:09:43 YOU CAN HAVE THE DIVORCE. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

00:11:50 OH, BINGO. MAMA-SAN! PAPA-SAN! OH, BINGO!

00:15:46 UH, YEAH, MAN. THEY HAVE A BIG MAIL-ORDER BUSINESS IN, LIKE, BABY POWDER

00:17:16 OH, WOW. THAT'S ME DRINKING WATER.

00:19:01 REALLY A TRIP. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME, LIKE, I DUG RAPPING WITH HER, YOU KNOW,

00:21:12 ♪ NEVER KNEW A NEW BICYCLE ♪ ♪ HAND-ME-DOWN BOOKS AND SHOES ♪ ♪ THEY BROUGHT THE YULETIDES IN

00:25:55 VEHICLE WHILE HER BOYFRIEND,

00:28:12 AN AIR ABOUT THIS HILL THAT PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF IT. UNCANNILY AND CERTAINLY

00:30:20 IN WHICH OUR SOURCES REPORT HIM AS SAYING, "TV NEWSMEN IN PARTICULAR MAKE ME OUT TO BE

00:32:42 4 CENTS. SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, FEED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FOR PENNIES A

00:34:57 MOUTH, AND DON'T BE FIDDLING AROUND WITH THEM. YOU'LL ONLY INFECT THEM AND MAKE

00:37:57 UH, YOUR REFEREE TONIGHT WILL BE FRANK ATILANAU.

00:39:44 TAG. UH, YOU KNOW, OUR OTHER DAUGHTER... WE WERE THINKING OF

00:41:59 AND, UH, I KNOW I PAID MY KARMIC DEBTS. UH, YOUR WHAT?

00:44:27 I COULD-A BEEN SOMEONE INSTEAD OF A BUM, WHICH IS WHAT I AM. LET'S FACE IT, CHARLEY.

00:46:46 HOUSEWORK FOR? IT'S TRIXIE'S DAY OFF, REMEMBER?

00:48:33 ONE. IT BRINGS YOUR MAIL AND GIVES

00:52:08 GILDA, UH... HI, GARRETT. I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL

00:54:21 YOU CAN BE ♪ ♪ BLIND 'CAUSE YOUR EYES SEE ONLY GLITTER ♪

00:58:01 I LOVE YOU. ♪ I'M SITTING IN THE RAILWAY STATION ♪

01:02:23 GOOD NIGHT.