Saturday Night Live — S01E11 — Peter Cook & Dudley Moore with Neil Sedaka

00:00:13 IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. SOMEBODY FROM THE BOMB SQUAD WILL BE HERE IN A SECOND.

00:05:53 IN THE NEXT AUDITIONER, PLEASE? THANK YOU, MY DEAR. THERE WE GO.

00:08:33 IN MY VIEW, THE PUBLIC IS NOT YET READY... NO.

00:10:43 JOT THAT DOWN, WOULD YOU? MISS THOMPSON, IN THAT REGARD, I DON'T WISH TO APPEAR

00:12:56 UH, COULD WE SEE THE NEXT ONE, PLEASE? NAME?

00:15:58 THE SUM OF MY PHILOSOPHY.

00:20:02 ♪ DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE AWAY FROM ME ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LEAVE MY HEART

00:24:00 A BEAR. UH-HUH, GREAT. OH, YEAH, LOOK AT THAT

00:26:23 REALLY NEAT AND THE POTENTIAL USE OF THE MUSKET IN CIA-FINANCED FOREIGN WARS.

00:28:46 AGRICULTURE HAS WARNED OF DANGEROUS APARTMENT-EATING CATTLE, SEEN ROAMING LOOSE IN...

00:31:48 WE DON'T MOVE FURNITURE. WE MOVE PEOPLE.

00:34:26 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO COMBINE THE LAST TWO STORIES.

00:36:33 THE BATH, MAINLY MOSQUITOES, VARIOUS FORMS OF WATER SNAKE. ON THIS OCCASION... A RATHER

00:38:31 WE ONLY HAVE TWO MAIN DISHES TO CHOOSE FROM. NOW, WHAT ARE THEY?

00:41:21 I'M SURE I COULD REPEAT THEM EXACTLY. HMM. THANK YOU,

00:45:00 Announcer: AND NOW THE SONNY & CHER OF

00:47:54 ARE YOU SURE? YEAH. WELL, THEY TOLD ME

00:50:49 "ANGEL FACE" ♪ ♪ USED TO CALL ME "ANGEL FACE" ♪

00:53:48 HI, KIDS. WELL, SHEILA, YOU'RE ALL WOMAN IN THIS PICTURE.

00:56:40 IT IS DR. KEDESKI'S AND MY OPINION THAT THE VITAL LIFE FUNCTIONS OF THIS PATIENT CEASED

00:58:41 THAT'S WONDERFUL WORK... THAT. OH, YES, INDEED. YES.

01:00:28 AND HE SAID, "UNTO YE A CHILD IS BORN." YES.

01:02:18 NO, WHAT I MEANT WAS THINK BACK NOW TO THEN. THAT'S WHAT I MEANT... THINK

01:06:17 NIGHT.