Saturday Night Live — S01E07 — Richard Pryor with Gil Scott-Heron

00:00:01 AND SO THAT IS WHY I FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT YOU. WAITER?

00:03:30 YOU KNOW, MILES BE... "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

00:05:53 DOING? YOU DONE KICKED ME IN THE ASS, BABY!

00:10:02 DO YOU HAVE A KING-SIZE BED, ONE WITH A KING-SIZE BED?

00:15:31 ♪ IF NEW YORK LIKE JOHANNESBURG ♪ ♪ FREEDOM AIN'T NOTHING BUT A

00:18:21 YOU GOT ME. TELL ME, JUNIOR, DO YOU HAVE ANY

00:21:14 IT'S JUST A WORD ASSOCIATION. I'LL THROW YOU OUT A FEW WORDS. ANYTHING THAT COMES TO YOUR

00:24:00 KNOW? WOW. YEAH, IT BOUNCED TO CENTER

00:25:54 GO RIGHT AHEAD. THANKS. THAT IS WHAT THIS BLACK THING

00:28:33 THE CIA HAS ADMITTED THAT IT ATTEMPTED TO ASSASSINATE CUBAN LEADER FIDEL CASTRO BY ACTUALLY

00:30:47 ENTITLED, "THE TRUTH OF J. EDGAR HOOVER." IT'S THE FIRST ONE-PAGE EDITION

00:34:07 CHRISTMAS CARD, WHICH SAYS IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, "LET'S KILL THE ARABS AND TAKE THEIR OIL!"

00:36:41 WE'LL BE DROPPING HERE IN SECTORS FIVE, SEVEN, AND EIGHT. SECTORS FIVE, SEVEN, AND EIGHT

00:38:57 SCRED! UGH! ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY, I'M

00:41:43 I'M FATHER KARRAS. MERRIN. WHERE'S YOUR FAITH, FATHER?

00:45:23 DON'T NOBODY TALK ABOUT MY MAMA! FATHER!

00:48:00 THANK YOU, DR. SCHUSTER. LET ME ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION.

00:49:34 I EVEN EAT THIS? IF I PUT IT RIGHT OVER MY HEART, IT'LL GET THERE FASTER, WON'T

00:51:16 YOU SAY TO HIM, "JACK, IT'S TOO RED." "THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT."

00:53:40 UNTIL WAY AFTER DARK. BUT THEY WOULDN'T RIDE CHING. NOW, THAT, OF COURSE, IS A VERY

00:56:11 STUFF SO I'D BE GOOD. BUT I LIKED TO HANG WITH THE WINOS... I DID... 'CAUSE WINOS

00:58:56 WHEN I WAS IN THE JOINT. I DID A NICKEL, BABY. AND I CAN WORK MY TAIL OFF, MAN,

01:01:35 JUST TAKE A SIP. GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT FOOTBALL, DON'T YOU?

01:05:54 GOOD NIGHT.