Saturday Night Live — S01E05 — Robert Klein with ABBA and Loudon Wainwright III

00:00:01 AS YOU KNOW, THE PAGEANT RAN JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE TONIGHT, AND, OF COURSE, OUR LOVELY

00:03:35 WOULD BE HANDLING THESE ANIMALS. "LOOK AT THIS BOA CONSTRICTOR, JIM.

00:05:27 THEY WANT TO TELL YOU MUCH THEY LOVE TO SKATE AND HOW MUCH THEY LOVE A LITTLE MONKEY DOING FLIPS

00:07:19 IT DIDN'T DO TOO WELL AT THE BOX OFFICE... IN FAR ROCKAWAY NOW ON A DOUBLE BILL WITH "KILL ME,

00:09:08 EXAMPLE. LET'S SAY SOMEONE WERE ABOUT TO MURDER YOU.

00:14:03 HE WAS SHOT IN 1901.

00:16:15 YOU'RE THE ONE, BABY. FEELIN' YOUR MAGIC, BABY. YOU'RE THE ONE.

00:19:04 DON PARDO IS. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, DOES OUR VIEWING AND STUDIO AUDIENCE?

00:23:23 YOUR LOVE LIFE?" OH, IT'S VERY GOOD, I, UH... GOT NEW KEYBOARDS, GOT A NEW

00:25:21 OKAY. AND... ACTION!

00:27:37 I THINK IT'S ME, I DO. I THINK IT'S ME. WELL, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, ALL

00:30:20 A NEW BOOK HAS BEEN PUBLISHED AND RELEASED, AND IT'S ENTITLED, "FRIENDS OF RICHARD NIXON."

00:32:56 AND LOOK AT HER. SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN ANY OF HER FRIENDS.

00:35:09 SAID ZOOKEEPER BORIS BRAUNVICH, "WE'RE FOLLOWING HIS DROPPINGS WITH MUCH HOPE OF SUCCESS."

00:37:40 KID, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, KID? YOU USED TO KILL WITH THE BEST OF THEM.

00:39:54 FOR AS LATE AS THE RENAISSANCE,

00:42:57 PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAY CAKES. MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU JUST SENT THEM A CARD.

00:45:51 SENSUOUS, THE DELIGHTFUL, OUR OWN DANCING SENSATION... THE LOVELY VASH.

00:48:07 AAH! AAH! UH, LET'S SEE. MOVING RIGHT ALONG...

00:50:38 BECAUSE THEY ALL WORE THE SAME THING, WHICH IS A MINDBLOWER FROM THE STAGE LOOKING OUT AT

00:52:34 FOUND OUT EXTRAORDINARY THINGS. FOR EXAMPLE, HE WAS MUCH MORE IRRITABLE...

00:55:39 BLACK ♪ ♪ HEY, I'LL BE DEAD, BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR LIFE ♪

00:59:49 START AN EXCITING CAREER IN THE WORLD OF INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY AS AN AMBASSADOR TO A FOREIGN

01:05:51 FOR WATCHING. GOOD NIGHT.