Saturday Night Live — S01E04 — Candice Bergen with Esther Phillips

00:00:00 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

00:04:38 UM... WE HAVE ESTHER PHILLIPS WITH US TONIGHT.

00:06:59 TRAINING INSTITUTE, YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO ACCEPT GIFTS GRACIOUSLY, HOW TO PROPOSE TOASTS.

00:09:10 WELL, HOLD ON. WAIT A MINUTE. I ALSO...

00:10:50 RUSS, I WANT A TAP ON 143 "L" STREET, APARTMENT 8. SALLY, COME IN HERE AND GET SOME

00:14:46 I'M FROM JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES... AND THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN A COPY OF OUR

00:20:29 YOU DO THAT BY TURNING A LITTLE WHEEL WITH YOUR FINGER. I SEE A BLURRY FACE.

00:23:20 VICE PRESIDENT NELSON ROCKEFELLER ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL NOT RUN ON FORD'S

00:25:49 SPANSULES AND ANTIHISTAMINES, SPEEDS SOOTHING RELIEF WHERE NEEDED.

00:28:35 PARTY WITH OMAR SHARIF THE NIGHT BEFORE. AND I MUST TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED

00:33:00 OPERA! ♪ LA LA LAAA ♪

00:36:22 OH. BUT I'VE HAD THEM NOT CALL BACK.

00:38:15 YEAH, YOU ARE. YOU'RE BEING STUPID LIKE THOUSANDS OF OTHER VOTERS.

00:40:38 I AM A REGISTERED NURSE, NOT A REGISTERED PROSTITUTE.

00:43:23 ME? WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

00:46:10 APTERYX AUSTRALIS, A BIRD INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT. IT IS CAPABLE OF RANDOMLY

00:48:11 WELL, GENTLEMAN, IF YOU WILL, PLEASE, A DEMONSTRATION OF KIWI-TRAPPING TECHNIQUE.

00:51:00 FAVORITE DISH. OH, BUT, PLOOBIS, THERE ARE ONLY A PAIR OF THEM LEFT...

00:53:11 TALK TA ME. OH, MIGHTY FAVOG! DON'T SHOUT.

00:55:35 OKAY. WELL, THIS MAY NOT BE THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL INTERVIEW I'VE

00:57:29 CORRESPONDENCE. OH, REALLY? NO.

00:59:40 STREET SENSE THAT SEEMS TO PERMEATE THE CORE OF YOUR WORK. NOT EXACTLY, GARRETT.

01:01:59 SEMESTER. YOUR PARENTS KNOW THAT? NO WAY, MAN.

01:07:31 WRITTEN BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.