Saturday Night Live — S01E03 — Rob Reiner

00:00:08 I'LL CHECK IN ON YOU LATER, MR. FEATHERSTONE.

00:04:48 HIS SOUL. HE WAS MY MAIN MAN... THE LATE, GREAT MR. BOB DYLAN.

00:07:30 FOR AN ANSWER IN THIS CRAZY THING I CALL LIFE? YES, WELL, I KNOW, WITH LOVE, I

00:10:49 NO, MY REAL WIFE IS A LADY NAMED PENNY MARSHALL, AND SHE'S OUT THERE IN CALIFORNIA, AND I WANT

00:13:16 THANK YOU, DANNY. SURF'S UP, AND HERE'S JOHN, THE BEACHCOMBER, A WELCOME GUEST AT

00:16:39 ♪ I'M OFF, GOODBYE ♪ ♪ POP! GOES THE WEASEL ♪ ♪ JOHNNY HAS

00:20:16 FOOD. AND WE'RE HERE IN FORT FRANCIS, MISSOURI, TO PROVE IT.

00:26:33 THAT STUBBORN COLD. WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIANS SAY THAT AFTER A MILD COLD OF THAT SORT,

00:28:42 AND WHILE AT KENNEDY, THEY'LL

00:31:46 WELL, THAT'S THE NEWS TONIGHT. I'M CHEVY CHASE.

00:36:07 GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF. ALL RIGHT, I WILL. COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE.

00:38:24 WILL YOU SHUT UP, SCRED? OH, OMNI-IMPOTENT ONE, I GOT A PROBLEM.

00:41:20 ♪ STOMP ON HIS FACE ♪ GENTLEMEN, ON YOUR FEET NOW!

00:44:08 GIRLFRIEND, "HEY, SALLY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO PLAY HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK?"

00:46:42 REALLY WENT TO A COFFEE SHOP AND HAD APPLE PIE A LA MODE, AND I ATE THE WHOLE THING.

00:48:39 YOU LOOK TIRED. I'VE BEEN UP FOR ABOUT A WEEK, STUDYING FOR THIS, AND I

00:50:11 SAPHENOUS VEIN FROM THE LEG AS THE NEW VESSEL, AND IT'S CONNECTED FROM THE AORTA, THE

00:52:03 WHY IS HE AWAKE? WHERE'S THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST? I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU'RE THE

00:54:19 CAREFUL. WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

00:55:47 YOU FOOL! YOU STUPID FOOL! YOU OPENED THAT MAN'S LEG

00:57:31 LATER, OKAY? OKAY. SPONGE, PLEASE, AND A CLAMP.

00:59:26 RIGHT... MR. PORTER'S OKAY, THE REST. LET'S HOPE HE LIVES.

01:02:04 GONNA GO ON WITH THIS THING. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. I WAS TOLD WHEN I CAME ON THE

01:04:54 DON'T SAY, "HONEY."