Saturday Night Live — S01E02 — Paul Simon with Randy Newman and Phoebe Snow

00:00:15 ♪ I MET MY OLD LOVER ON THE STREET LAST NIGHT ♪ ♪ SHE SEEMED SO GLAD TO SEE ME,

00:05:45 CHOIR ♪ ♪ MY MAMA LOVES ME, SHE LOVES ME ♪

00:08:29 JERRY RUBIN, AND I LIVED THOSE

00:10:31 THE NIGHT WE MET ♪ ♪ WITH YOUR HAIR PILED UP HIGH, I WILL NEVER FORGET ♪

00:13:55 ♪ TO TAKE CARE OF HIS HOME AND HIS FAMILY ♪ ♪ YOU'LL BE AS HAPPY AS A MONKEY

00:16:16 SLEEVE ON THE, UH... ON THE CAR BUMPER, BUMPED HIS HEAD, AND STUCK HIS THUMB IN HIS RIGHT

00:17:45 CHALLENGE ME TO ONE-ON-ONE, AND I'M READY. I'M READY TO PLAY.

00:19:12 WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT HE'S REALLY NOT THAT HEAVY AND HE'S NOT THAT, UH, STRONG AND HE'S

00:22:28 WELL, UH... FIRST OF ALL, WHEN MY OUTSIDE SHOT IS ON, IT'S ON. IT'S REALLY ON, AND I HAD A GOOD

00:24:36 ♪ DE-DE-DE-DE DE-DE DE-DE DE-DE DE-DE-DE ♪ ♪ AND HERE'S TO YOU,

00:28:06 I COME LOOKING FOR A JOB ♪ ♪ BUT I GET NO OFFERS ♪ ♪ JUST A COME-ON FROM THE

00:33:23 THYME ♪ ♪ BETWEEN THE SALT WATER AND THE SEASTRAND ♪

00:38:38 ♪ NOTHING BUT THE DEAD AND DYING BACK IN MY LITTLE TOWN ♪ ♪ NOTHING BUT THE DEAD AND DYING

00:43:15 OUR BILLS. IT MEANS THE GARBAGE MAN WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO DELIVER THE

00:44:36 THERE? HE'S GOT NOTHING, EITHER. THAT'S RIGHT!

00:46:16 THEY'RE GENIUSES. THEY'RE ALL GENIUSES.

00:47:22 NO, SIR... OW!

00:48:20 AND FILM IT THERE. SEE? I WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE.

00:49:31 IS HE GOING TO BE DOING IN THESE LITTLE FILMS THAT HE'S MAKING?" WELL, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY

00:50:43 JUST 'CAUSE I TALK DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T DRY WELL. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

00:53:04 ♪ STILL, IN MY HEART YOU'LL BE FOREVER MINE ♪ HMPH.

00:57:34 ♪ I'VE HAD A LONG ♪ ♪ STREAK OF THAT BAD LUCK ♪ ♪ BUT I'M PRAYIN' IT'S GONE AT

01:02:53 THANK YOU.

01:05:43 MAYBE NEXT WEEK I'LL... YEAH.