Saturday Morning Massacre

2012 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.3 · 1,015 VOTES · DIR. Spencer Parsons

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Overview

A dark and bloody parody about a Scooby-Doo-like team of paranormal investigators and their devoted dog..

Dialogue Timeline — 1,313 lines

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00:00:43 I got nothin'.
00:04:45 Totally fake.
00:06:32 Well, I was thinking that maybe
00:08:15 18 pills a day...
00:10:27 Come on, I'm ready for ya. Let's go.
00:12:56 Be happy to take a look.
00:15:59 doing their little ceremonies
00:18:24 Uh, all that stuff with the land dispute and the cult stuff
00:21:33 I think it's amazing.
00:23:44 Hey, check it out, Hambone.
00:29:57 Chad?
00:32:58 Yeah, I am painfully aware of that.
00:36:27 and we're gonna go upstairs.
00:38:59 I just want to be close. I just want to love.
00:45:07 I threw my pipe in the cooler
00:47:21 I'm gonna sleep in the fucking fountain.
00:49:55 I can't do it anymore. I quit.
00:52:45 You're tripping balls, man. We got a car, though.
00:55:08 I'm just trying to reach the police.
00:59:13 Tell me you shut this door.
01:05:27 Come on, give me the ax.
01:10:43 Aah! Aah!
01:15:57 Gwen, they're just a couple of little kids
01:24:31 Uh...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,313
Dialogue density15.8 lines / min
First line00:00:43
Final line01:24:31

Production Record

DirectorSpencer Parsons
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,015