Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

00:00:03 I said 'Shut up, you stupid twat' And...

00:01:39 - Wow, really? - Yeah.

00:04:07 "Here I go again with my big mouth."

00:06:04 "She's gotta have a thing that you just can't define."

00:08:54 You got to figure out like how you wanna raise your baby.

00:11:31 Can I steal you for a minute? Like that kind of voice.

00:14:42 I shouldn't have favorites, I know I shouldn't but I just can't help that she is crazy about me and I just love that in people.

00:17:27 It's called, it's positive spin. You know.

00:20:31 Oh Jesus!

00:22:11 Cheese in sausage?

00:25:36 "Can you blow your old nose, can you tie your own shoe?"

00:28:02 I give.

00:31:25 I did...

00:34:29 I don't know. What you gonna do?

00:37:52 "Temporary happiness."

00:41:30 Right before they got a commercial, you see like a silhouette.

00:44:50 I'd be like a really bad career choice.

00:48:02 I was doing it all over town at comedy clubs and I was at one this one club...

00:50:52 "I love you more than the white stuff in us it."

00:54:46 I tell people that I was shocked.

00:57:59 I do talk a little bit about race.

01:02:55 It's like all new material.

01:04:21 Thank you.

01:07:36 - Cool. - Yeah.