Santa Who?
2000 · 92 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 1,409 VOTES · DIR. William Dear
Overview
Santa Claus develops amnesia after accidentally falling out of his sleigh and only the innocence of a small child can save him. Meanwhile, Santa has to battle the disbelief of a newsman.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,716 lines
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00:00:24 Boy: "Dear Santa,
00:04:44 Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:35 Oh, there you are. I've been looking all over for you.
00:12:04 Santa's sweatshop, the truth about toy-making.
00:16:05 Can I go to work with you today?
00:19:46 Oh, God.
00:23:08 You're a shoo-in for this gig.
00:26:48 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:30:40 Sit down.
00:34:55 This may be a man without a name, without an identity,
00:38:03 I don't recall, but this is-- I've been paid this time.
00:41:15 I'll be right back, Nick.
00:44:51 - Then why bother? -
00:48:26 All right, just let me know when.
00:51:53 No.
00:55:09 Nick, Zack, get down from there.
00:58:43 I mean, what could possibly be wrong?
01:02:12 No.
01:07:06 And I was writing my letter.
01:11:31 Here, now...
01:16:28 Santa?
01:21:04 Everything is fine, okay?
01:25:47 And we both believe in Santa.
01:32:02 Man: That's a gimme?
Cast & Characters
Leslie Nielsen
Santa Claus
Steven Eckholdt
Peter Albright
Robyn Lively
Claire Dreyer
Max Morrow
Zack Dreyer
Tommy Davidson
Max
Darren Frost
Rupert the Elf
Karen LeBlanc
Lenny
R.D. Reid
Grady
Ted Atherton
George
Stewart Arnott
Lusby
Carol Lempert
Ellen
Roger Clown
Ray
Elizabeth Saunders
Nancy (as Elizabeth Brown)
Laura de Carteret
Sister Greta
Richard Fitzpatrick
Detective Lohenry
Karen Robinson
Dr. Ericson
Connor Cunningham
Young Peter
William Dear
Sparky (as Bill Dear)
David Sparrow
Customs Inspector #1
Jazz Mann
Customs Inspector #2
Aron Tager
Grandpa
Kay Tremblay
Elderly Woman
Charles Seixas
Tow Truck Driver
Steve Smith
Tree Lot Guard
Jonathan Welsh
Park Policeman
Erik Knudsen
Nasty Boy
Kayla Perlmutter
Little Girl
Victoria Moseley
Malibu Mallory Girl
Ira Stevens
Police Sergeant
Dianne Parke-Jones
Caroler
Gerry Quigley
Skinny Santa
Jack Newman
Borscht Belt Santa
Jeffrey R. Smith
Brando Santa
Robert McKenna
Soused Santa
Claudio Masciulli
Shopper #1
Deborah Lobban
Shopper #2
Billy Otis
Shifty Man
Alison Burn
Angry Woman
Marty Moreau
Easter Bunny
Peggy Coffey
Cab Passenger
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,716
Dialogue density18.7 lines / min
First line00:00:24
Final line01:32:02
Production Record
DirectorWilliam Dear
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,409
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