Santa's Slay

2005 · 85 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 11,766 VOTES · DIR. David Steiman

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Overview

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.

Dialogue Timeline — 972 lines

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00:00:00 and join the chorus ♫
00:00:00 to the tip of Belle Isle. ♫
00:01:55 and that our loving family can be together this Christmas.
00:05:41 - ♫ Christmas ♫ - ♫ If there was a way ♫
00:08:31 for how hard you two work here.
00:11:38 Grandpa, is that you?
00:14:57 What up, Santa bitch?
00:17:39 the first being God and the Virgin Mary and the birth of their son, Jesus.
00:20:21 who think that charity
00:23:03 ♫ He's on his way to Lovin' Town ♫
00:27:40 ♪ Lord save us...
00:30:48 ♫ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♫
00:34:20 Yikes, that's below average.
00:36:42 - Yeah, I'll be right there. - Okay, thanks.
00:39:05 - What do you mean? - We have to get to my house
00:42:08 Kids, did Santa Claus follow you here?
00:45:50 Not much of a hairdresser, though.
00:48:34 - Sorry! - Sorry!
00:52:41 I don't think he's unstoppable.
00:56:15 I just love how the holidays
00:59:13 and your soul will be enslaved for all of eternity.
01:02:28 What powers I had, I lost all... for her.
01:05:15 Isn't it great?
01:08:22 One two three...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed972
Dialogue density11.4 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line01:08:22

Production Record

DirectorDavid Steiman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes11,766