Santa's Slay

Name: Santa's Slay
Director: David Steiman
Released: 2005
Duration: 85 min
Rating: 5.4
Cast: Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Robert Culp, Dave Thomas

2005 · 85 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 11,766 VOTES · DIR. David Steiman

Overview

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.

Dialogue Timeline — 972 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:00 na na na na â™«

00:00:00 to the tip of Belle Isle â™«

00:01:49 Dear Lord

00:05:31 - â™« Christmas â™« - â™« And I'm watching them shine â™«

00:07:59 â™« Workin' on Santa's sleigh... â™«

00:10:14 I don't know. It's always disappointing.

00:14:33 my belief is dwindling.

00:17:06 This is the Book of Claus.

00:19:55 You said you always wanted one.

00:22:18 â™« Slide down slow â™«

00:25:58 with the head of an endangered or extinct animal.

00:29:07 Skidded slowly along.

00:32:33 You've come to the wrong deli, fatso.

00:35:58 Oh.

00:38:17 I know it sounds crazy, but you have to believe me.

00:40:45 Yeah? For him or me?

00:43:42 Oh, genius, we'll use some Tough Actin' Tinactin on Santa.

00:47:18 â™« Santa was nice to me. â™«

00:50:33 We got to go now!

00:53:47 - Maybe we should split up! - How cliche of you! Try to keep up!

00:57:46 you would honor our wager.

01:00:44 because the Poles are where all the time zones

01:03:21 Their muzzles are all disgusting and everything.

01:06:20 Hey, Mary! You want to come help?

Cast & Characters

Bill Goldberg Santa Douglas Smith Nicolas Yuleson Emilie de Ravin Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie Robert Culp Grandpa Dave Thomas Pastor Timmons Saul Rubinek Mr. Green Rebecca Gayheart Gwen Mason Chris Kattan Jason Mason Fran Drescher Virginia Mason Alicia Lorén Beth Mason

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed972

Dialogue density11.4 lines / min

First line00:00:00

Final line01:06:20

Production Record

DirectorDavid Steiman

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes11,766