Safe Men

1998 · 88 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 3,653 VOTES · DIR. John Hamburg

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Overview

Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,410 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:26 [Man Narrating] Apart of me still believes Eddie and I could have been...
00:04:39 #In a book just yesterday #
00:08:00 You know, five years is such a long time to go without some kind of reward.
00:11:26 It's just, you know, it's like...
00:15:24 [Laughs] And I'm gonna take more...
00:19:09 Time to make the doughnuts, gentlemen.
00:22:24 who can crack any safe in the city of Providence?
00:25:47 Tough guys. Guys that Veal Chop thought we were.
00:29:43 Yes. I thought you'd be into, like
00:33:07 stolen merchandise
00:36:36 - Is it nylon? - Stop kissin' my ass, Samuel.
00:40:04 [BernieJr. Reciting Hebrew]
00:43:23 You're getting a little bit excited out here, aren't you?
00:47:22 that your cock is gonna go spinning around like a fuckin' Skil saw.
00:51:07 The man is good, Samuel. He's good at what he does.
00:54:18 But to some people...
00:58:52 [Laughs] I'm just kidding. All right.
01:03:41 So, I was kinda thinking here, you know—
01:08:02 - [Samuel] What's that over there? - That's a cup.
01:11:18 Mm. You call my Lucite guy.
01:14:48 #Sits down next to you and starts talking #
01:19:24 he rises through the arena floor.
01:23:17 # Yeah, yeah #
311:00:00 just sittin'in that safe

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,410
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:26
Final line311:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJohn Hamburg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,000,000
Revenue$45,724
IMDb votes3,653