Russell Peters: Red, White and Brown
2008 · 57 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 1,590 VOTES · DIR. Jigar Talati
Overview
In this sold-out performance, Canadian comic Russell Peters skewers racial stereotypes as he offers his audacious take on multiculturalism--including his Indian heritage and culture clashes around the world. Recorded live at Madison Square Garden's WAMU theater and broadcast on Showtime, this stand-up concert is not to be missed. Red, White and Brown is the second stand-up comedy album by Canadian comedian Russell Peters, recorded at the WAMU Theatre in Madison Square Garden on February 2, 2008.[3] The CD/DVD was released in Canada on September 30, 2008, and in the U.S. on January 27, 2009, debuting at #3 on the Canadian Albums Chart.[4] The hip hop theme music was produced by Marco Polo, and legendary MC Melle Mel introduced Peters to the stage.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,251 lines
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00:00:05 New York City! If you're ready for the star of the show make some noise!
00:03:53 the hardest fucking thing I've ever tried in my life!
00:07:34 I'm an asshole.
00:10:34 They never show you normal Arab people just doing regular Arab things
00:13:29 Arabic, and it sounds nice.
00:16:53 I'm stuck with a real dilemma.
00:19:53 Chinese people specifically.
00:23:10 "It has a name underneath."
00:26:12 "What's that?"
00:29:10 And it's a rhetorical question, to be honest with you.
00:32:45 It's almost like they hire someone to shit in front of every plane that lands!
00:36:20 Every joke, every line, every like, suggestion, they were with me
00:39:27 I'm too North American for my own good.
00:42:36 West Indians in the house?
00:46:07 "I don't know why she's always talking and tings..."
00:49:09 I don't generally sweat.
00:52:22 I've got two eyebrows now.
00:55:36 I mean, I don't mean of everybody, I mean of your own. I mean...
00:58:50 "It's a natural male enhancement."
01:02:51 "Get out of America! We don't like your thoughts!"
01:05:46 I love Latin people. Any Portuguese people here tonight?
01:08:26 Okay, wait. Say you have my ex-girlfriend...
01:11:19 All the blind kids would hang out with each other.
01:14:45 I'm just saying, I don't know. I cannot confirm these ones.