Ross Noble: Sonic Waffle

00:00:01 Many years ago, a strange comet appeared in the sky.

00:05:01 Just get a haircut, that kind of, like, a massive haircut, like that

00:09:00 ''Those things.''

00:13:04 '''The kings and queens of the world will rejoice and say

00:17:03 (growIs questioningIy)

00:21:23 Some sort of late-night event on Channel Five.

00:25:25 ''l can't fight them off much longer.''

00:29:33 Or a couple of Buddhist bouncers will move in.

00:33:29 And the dad dresses up as a big baby. Like that.

00:37:29 ''Oh no, it's fine. They're just clapping on their own.''

00:42:45 and l found myself just going, ''Whoa! Which way is up?''

00:47:19 You know, l have to rush back in. ''Almonds, sugared up nice

00:52:45 l'm guessing you live in the Algarve and you're visiting.

00:57:36 (revs)

01:02:17 would you be interested in our

01:07:01 right, and then divide...''

01:11:35 For fuck's sake!

01:16:03 ''Give us the back end. l've got an idea.''

01:20:40 ''l refer the Right Honourable gentleman

01:25:37 ''How many times, with the old style plinth

01:30:53 Kinda looks like a miner's lamp, doesn't it? ''Don't tell anybody.''

01:35:42 was not the fact that she was dancing and she was large

01:41:41 lt was my own fault. Basically, what happened was l'm in this alleyway.

01:46:30 That really is all from me. l'll see you again. Thanks very much.