Ross Noble: Randomist

00:00:18 (Eerie, echoing music)

00:06:13 l'm surprised you didn't go, ''l will, l'm shiny, l'm shiny!

00:12:00 and there's just pictures of fat people from there to there, just walking along the street.

00:17:46 - (Laughter) - Whoa, feel the generosity in the room!

00:24:06 (Laughs) You knacker, you knacker!

00:30:32 Just get it in position, wait for Fiddy to start.

00:36:28 You see, you've learned something here tonight! Never put a blanket over an owl.

00:42:33 Yeah, probably slightly too old for swaddling clothes, you know.

00:48:15 Just whoooo, glitter, glitter!

00:54:00 That's just...

00:59:36 ''Not for you, sonny Jim!''

01:05:39 Sorry, are you all right? You seem to be loosening off your scarf.

01:11:51 ''was the Annual Northeast Who Can Do The Mostly Sparkly Poo Competition.

01:18:16 That'd be great if he just went, ''l once got clamped in Gateshead.

01:24:36 ''No, l'd just like to... What the...?!

01:31:19 They can't do it!

01:37:24 lf l looked down and you were just staring at me like that...

01:44:03 ''No!'' (Shouts incoherently)

01:50:05 And this woman came in. The same... 23 now.

01:57:51 to while away the hours.

02:03:09 We went around... You get fortune cookies, you know, after the meal.

02:08:36 # Ooh

02:13:59 - Oh, blimey, yeah. - (Woman shouts)

02:19:31 ''Just keep going all night!'' Just...just...yeah.