Ross Noble: Fizzy Logic

00:00:01 (# Heavy rock)

00:05:44 lf l'm hoonin' me way around the mountains, l'll take a sports bike

00:11:44 No, it's the blind stick, it's not him and his massive...

00:18:21 if you hold a mug close enough to your face you can, er...

00:24:41 Right? Stop reading old books full of nonsense and make up your own ideas.

00:30:26 That's... You're my kind of lady.

00:36:33 Except that they don't give you any warning that they're gonna jump in front of you.

00:42:48 Bloody Jehovah's Witnesses, right?

00:48:07 With his ten blends of herbs and spices.

00:54:05 ''lt'll have to be the veil again today.''

00:59:16 l was chatting away, l was going ''Blah blah blah.''

01:05:27 in my head.

01:10:49 head-butt him back

01:17:50 Throw it up. Let's have a look at your mascot.

01:22:58 You lying bastard.

01:28:17 And the lights would be going on and off like that, and you'd be going ''Bloody 'ell!''

01:33:42 ''and he told us all to go out and annoy Siamese twins.

01:38:56 - What? - A bit like this.

01:44:17 in those sort of countries, where they go ''My friend, my friend.

01:49:38 Just not vaginas apparently. So, er...

01:55:04 All the lndians looking on, going ''What the hell's he doing?

02:00:45 # Sha la la la

02:06:11 So l'm stood there doing this.

02:11:56 ''Tell me a joke.''