Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead
2009 · 89 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 845 VOTES · DIR. Jordan Galland
Overview
Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,581 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:16 This is one of them
00:06:36 and my dad works in here ... alone
00:09:58 Next week ... ok
00:12:34 I know karate, yeah
00:14:40 I can't believe it, in my fucking house?
00:17:27 I am the opposite of hate you
00:20:19 We're his slaves
00:23:30 Perhaps we should use this to hang Carlo, and cast someone else
00:26:10 Who designed your clothing? That outfit just screams
00:29:33 You don't like the shirt? It's my new design. Sheep's feather
00:32:58 Hot blood?
00:36:18 I don't work with him, until he brushes his teeth or something
00:39:04 Well, that must have been a really big spider, dog
00:42:12 Hey, you know, you're not the only one around here with depressing news, you know that?!
00:48:29 I am going to send Liden with you tonight to kill him
00:51:51 Are you trying to make me jealous right now, because it's kind of working
00:55:06 and the most romantic by men who
00:58:46 I am really sorry I lied to you yesterday
01:01:35 Ya, that's what I meant, so?
01:05:27 I can breath without a mask. I can see without the glasses
01:08:40 won't show up!
01:11:54 you're OK with that
01:15:06 In the Hamlet, you made me look like a lunatic
01:17:47 Charlotte?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,581
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line01:17:47
Production Record
DirectorJordan Galland
LanguageEnglish
Budget$600,000
IMDb votes845