Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead
2009 · 89 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 845 VOTES · DIR. Jordan Galland
Overview
Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,581 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:16 This is one of them
00:06:40 Yeah
00:10:08 Why don't we have him out for a drink, later
00:12:44 What you just said?
00:15:07 Hesbian?
00:17:59 It's a weird adaptation
00:21:17 I am not talking back ...
00:24:12 What Vince
00:27:10 Hello
00:30:48 and Goldenstone
00:34:31 Theo cannot know that you know, if he asks you questions
00:37:29 whom you shall never find
00:40:33 I am not very good liar
00:44:46 curing another vampires of their curse, turning them back into humans
00:50:40 It takes ten minutes?
00:53:40 I don't mean any disrespect
00:57:11 Holy shit, wow
01:00:42 This patient is having seizures
01:04:20 you've gotta be able to pick up crazy immediately, you know
01:08:01 Ok, well. Enjoy the show and remember:
01:11:12 sucking his blood, after she stabbed him
01:14:33 The only tragedy here is who in the hell
01:17:23 Julian ...
01:21:10 Subtitles by Honza
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,581
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line01:21:10
Production Record
DirectorJordan Galland
LanguageEnglish
Budget$600,000
IMDb votes845