Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

00:00:09 Take this pink ribbon off my eyes

00:03:40 You wanna be my lover Wanna be my lover

00:07:09 I invented the quick-burning paper.

00:10:41 - Oh, my God. Michele. Look at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm.

00:13:49 They made them in Home Ec from their own patterns.

00:17:42 That hurt. But it looked really good.

00:20:53 - To say you can't get enough - I-l-l'll be right back. - Okay.

00:24:15 And look at the way we live. I mean, just our lifestyle.

00:27:51 Well, I know. This lady is totally sick.

00:32:27 The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job.

00:36:36 Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand!

00:40:06 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

00:43:17 I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-lts all by yourself, you know.

00:47:08 I invented Post-lts.

00:50:45 It's me, Michele. Sandy.

00:56:51 Well, yeah.

01:00:27 So, where's the rest of the "A" group?

01:03:34 - The Frink-a-zoid? - Yeah.

01:07:00 And-And in some cultures, maybe cuter.

01:10:44 Why are you always such a nasty bitch?

01:13:57 There is no way this reunion is gonna get any better.

01:17:38 If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting

01:21:00 Okay.

01:24:16 Iike Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion--