Robin Ince: Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People

2010 · 127 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 35 VOTES

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Overview

'Welcome to my folly', declared Robin Ince as he opens Nine Lessons..., his massive sell-out Rationalist Celebration of comedy and science for Christmas. With a star-studded line-up included Richard Dawkins, Stewart Lee, Josie Long, Simon Singh, Richard Herring, Gavin Osbourne, Isy Suttie, Ben Goldacre, Andrew Collins, Waen Shepherd, Christina Martin and Philip Jeays - all accompanied by Martin White and his amazing Mystery Fax Machine Chamber Orchestra. What more could you ask for?.... Oh go on then, as it's Christmas there's also interview contributions from Dara O'Briain and Javis Cocker.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,019 lines

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00:00:03 Well, the basic idea came out of the fact that I had a big feud on a TV show
00:02:53 Whereas when you do it with a science audience they go, "What's he on about?
00:05:54 This is another wonderful picture, I think, which again
00:08:52 Now, there are people at the moment who say that
00:11:50 and as some poor, hapless restaurateur found himself
00:14:54 and then they have a pint afterwards and it's like it's all got out of their system with the chanting
00:19:05 There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy
00:22:09 It's something called the Bible Code.
00:24:42 because Trotsky was killed with an ice pick to the back of the head
00:27:13 to that tragedy. So, for example, we start off...
00:29:47 "there's a bloke called Simon Singh on", and she leapt up from her maths masters and put on her coat
00:32:41 He thought it was an after-school club for Asian kids.
00:36:00 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
00:38:46 But you know I'm kind of the best at this. I'm not a geneticist
00:41:32 "No, I'm afraid not. You'll have to have a faith based trial. Sorry."
00:45:22 "but isn't it all just a bit of harmless fun?
00:49:43 # Where God-fearing rednecks with scissors cut holes into sheets
00:54:12 This is one of the reasons that I started to love science again.
00:57:01 "You do understand how human beings work, don't you?"
00:59:46 going out of their way to try and make people feel really shit
01:02:55 APPLAUSE
01:06:13 And I was going to my mum, "But Joseph isn't Jesus's dad, is he?"
01:09:22 So this song, hopefully, will act as an antidote to that.
01:12:11 # PEACE AND QUIET!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,019
Dialogue density8.0 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line01:12:11

Production Record

LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes35