Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2

00:00:05 ( Music playing ) ( Cheering, applause )

00:03:09 It's sort of like our Cuba, I suppose.

00:06:04 "So I shouldn't pay out?"

00:09:08 See? No. See?

00:11:58 because they think it's derogatory.

00:14:58 How would you know if you've never tried it?

00:17:54 But when they get in there, it's all fresh fruit and veg.

00:20:38 before you wanted independence."

00:23:26 They went, "Oh, our gift to you

00:26:15 but I want to be a responsible one too

00:28:53 They're always ready, aren't they?

00:31:57 when God first made the earth and sky..."

00:34:58 A friend with big hooped earrings.

00:39:07 "Nah."

00:42:32 Well, ask God. You've been chatting to him all the way through.

00:45:29 When I read "Give us the tools

00:48:12 that was really ahead of the game

00:51:01 It's called "Biological exuberance:

00:54:43 "Could... could we not do it up the ass like them?"

00:57:37 and great uncles... average age about 85, right?

01:00:42 I went, "Okay." And he got on with his conversation.

01:03:54 Surely a new rule book went round.

01:07:05 But now there's a fight between good and evil

01:09:54 Nothing about that at all.