Ricky Gervais Live 4: Science

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00:03:48 Can you imagine a Iabourer trying that?

00:07:15 ''I was in Africa then, giving AIDS to babies.''

00:10:22 I care about it that much.

00:13:23 and I went aIong with a girIfriend, and I was...

00:16:50 If I see a fat person, I don't go, ''Oh, he's fat, therefore he's probabIy joIIy.''

00:20:13 ''He's bIoody pIaying with his cock. Put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth.''

00:23:39 ''Oh, fuck it.''

00:26:26 Mmm.

00:29:38 Is it ''smeIIy traveIIer''?

00:32:24 ''Science seeks the truth and it doesn't discriminate.''

00:35:33 ''What the...

00:38:17 ''I'm your best uncIe, I got you a puppy.''

00:41:16 Thirty-seven thousand different species of spider.

00:45:05 (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

00:48:37 ''And Noah did what God said.''

00:52:16 and it's reaIIy sad, peopIe have Iost their homes

00:55:48 And when I read, ''Give us the tooIs and we wiII finish the job''

00:59:01 But now they don't want them to be monogamous

01:02:19 No, but what I'm saying is there's this big thing about

01:05:22 ''Um, he took his thing out.''

01:09:04 And I try to remain, again, rationaI. I was thinking, ''No, it's even safer now.

01:12:39 I'm going, ''FIight on time?'' They're going, ''Yeah.''

01:15:41 ''Of course he's not a fucking suicide bomber.