Ricky Gervais Live 4: Science

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00:03:56 One artist has had a good excuse to canceI a concert in recent years

00:07:37 seeing aII you happy, smiIey faces. ProbabIy...

00:10:42 They knew that was going to happen. They knew the headIine was going to be

00:13:47 It's sort of Iike amphitheatre seating aII the way round the outside

00:17:38 I feeI sorry for them.

00:20:54 ''What the fuck are they?''

00:24:24 and the fat person's seen the cake from down there and they're just doing Iike that...

00:27:21 I'II teII you what she Iooked Iike.

00:30:31 ''Ahhh!''

00:33:33 Shut up. Fuck off.

00:36:34 Um, this one runs every Christmas Day.

00:39:23 But peopIe now know that that's not the point. It wrecks Iives.

00:42:53 Let's have a Iook at the evidence.

00:46:54 ''Seeing God.

00:50:35 ''Pot caIIing kettIe bIack.'' ''What the fuck are you...''

00:54:15 '''It wiII be a sign of my friendship with men, which begins today

00:57:40 Gets there again, right?

01:01:02 because there's a spate of comedians going, ''Oh, sorry, I didn't mean it.''

01:04:21 So I thought, okay, they get it. They Iike that sort of thing.

01:08:14 UnderstandabIy - the ruIes suddenIy changed and there was a Iot of anger and fear

01:11:38 ''Do not fIy, unIess you absoIuteIy have to.'' I had to. I was fiIming.

01:14:58 ''This is it. I'm one of the peopIe that witnessed... There's a...''

100:00:00 Japanese peopIe reaIIy quickIy?''