Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics

00:00:58 Thank you. Hello, Chicago.

00:03:50 You know what I mean? What are they think...

00:06:58 Shut up.

00:09:42 I should have... I should have always been doing that.

00:12:42 cause fat is a feminist issue.

00:15:38 There was the aisle.

00:18:28 And they're starving. They'll go, "Oh God, I've got...

00:21:15 They were putting house bricks

00:24:08 The goat is going, "Where the fuck am I?

00:26:51 So... so... and I run home.

00:29:23 just stretched out like that.

00:32:30 They became wicked and did wicked things."

00:36:11 Whatever."

00:40:11 "Well, you know, if a pot's... Oh, forget it."

00:43:12 and brought back a green olive branch.

00:46:17 Don't you think? I... No, just...

00:48:46 because these people that object to that

00:51:47 "Two male stump-tailed macaques in mutual fellatio."

00:55:40 That's not the point. I don't try and offend.

00:58:21 Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

01:01:45 I've had just the best time.

01:04:47 I know you'd try to save me, but you couldn't.

01:07:48 "Did they check the beard?" "Yeah, they checked the beard.

01:10:40 I'm at home, having my cereal, my cheerios