Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics

00:00:58 Thank you. Hello, Chicago.

00:03:56 Just... In fact, tarmac the whole country

00:07:12 spending your hard-earned cash.

00:09:59 but no one told me at the time. It was really taboo.

00:13:01 They've always got lovely hair.

00:16:04 And one of them was even fatter than the other one.

00:18:59 Or if you've got a heroin addict in the family

00:21:58 No, he was a sweet old man.

00:24:53 "It shouldn't."

00:27:29 And I go, "Maybe you rolled over it in the night."

00:30:16 99% of all animal species

00:33:31 Fuck.

00:37:31 "'Look after them well and keep them alive.'

00:41:32 and the animals in the ark."

00:44:25 just from the title... "Jesus and the Cripple."

00:47:27 Random, fucking random."

00:50:07 Jacking off 15 men at once.

00:53:56 It's in the head.

00:57:14 They had moved down from the north of England to London.

01:00:20 The hosts sat at either end and they put me in the middle

01:03:33 I was still a bit nervous and I said to the air hostess...

01:06:54 Right?

01:09:48 He was playing with his two little girls

37:00:00 species of spider.