Rick and Morty — S06E10 — Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation

00:00:09 Wait, what's that?

00:00:54 Family: No fucking way.

00:01:43 I'm serious.

00:02:33 Okay, we overshot it. Good problem to have.

00:03:15 T-That's why I removed myself.

00:04:08 Y-You know me and Morty. We're all about those streets.

00:04:55 Then, when he delivered, fans turned on him

00:05:53 of George Lucas's trademarked lightsaber

00:06:42 All: Ooooh!

00:07:39 All right, genius, I give you permission

00:08:26 Excuse me?

00:09:21 Let's play a Christmas game!

00:10:05 Don't forget I have to say that...

00:10:47 Good luck. Don't blow up my planet.

00:11:34 If you want, I can have them legally change your age.

00:12:29 Not that bubble-throat pompadour fuck,

00:13:58 I'm just glad I'm not the one that ruined Christmas.

00:14:47 But Rick's gone.

00:16:10 just to get that lightsaber!

00:17:06 Look at 'em... lightsaber hands!

00:18:14 Oh, God, t-they're sliding, Morty!

00:19:32 Right, well, uh...

00:20:26 I-It's the most painful shit I've ever had to deal with

00:21:54 Did you get any of that?