Rick and Morty — S06E09 — A Rick in King Mortur's Mort

00:00:07 Why are we waiting in line for food?

00:00:47 Both: Hmm...

00:01:29 Uh... I mean, if that kid's not gonna take the sword...

00:02:07 You drunk cranky fuck!

00:03:40 We can die whenever we want.

00:04:29 Uh, not true.

00:05:08 Sir Helios gave his life with that sword.

00:06:01 it's definitely a... Sun first.

00:06:47 There's nothing to get. I'm for real.

00:07:25 Go away!

00:08:20 We keep it on the Sun so that

00:09:07 I just used your "computer phone" to search "despair."

00:10:04 Hmm?

00:10:57 there's a new, very tiny sun in town.

00:11:49 What will it take to let this

00:12:34 Time to throw it all against the wall.

00:14:51 I'm sorry. It's just been a hard road with you, Rick.

00:15:48 Lemme be your king.

00:16:45 not have to cut your dick off, though?

00:17:58 -Morty the Brave! -You got this, my king!

00:19:01 The bones say he's still packin'.

00:19:47 I'm proud of you for trying to solve your own shit.

00:20:41 See, Morty? Worked like a charm.

00:22:14 Did you get any of that?