Rick and Morty — S06E05 — Final DeSmithation

00:00:05 Jerry: Ah! Now, that was some fantastic chow mein.

00:00:50 Alright. "Hard work often pays off"? Lame.

00:02:18 a few numbers off from my Mom's birthday?!

00:03:01 if I create technology to prevent a random occurrence,

00:04:03 Ooh! Bring me back a handful of zebra snacks?

00:04:50 Good. I didn't wanna do this anyway.

00:05:40 as I am to become a dolphin.

00:06:34 Gonna need a soundtrack.

00:07:43 This place is run by Cookie Monster.

00:09:07 15 years ago, I was living in my parents' garage,

00:10:03 Very nice.

00:10:46 What?! Jesus, Jerry, come on.

00:11:44 that you tried to stop bullets using my body?

00:12:43 that bend entropy towards definable outcomes.

00:13:31 And you're trying to stop them?

00:14:19 Hello, Jerry Smith.

00:15:10 Fuck! You can't hide!

00:16:11 Shit, these are useless.

00:17:14 and purchase everything your company offers.

00:18:22 Welp, joopityboot.

00:19:29 getting anything they want forever.

00:20:15 Look at this you piece of shit.

00:21:45 They're so hungry. What the fuck is happening?

00:22:31 Did you get any of that?