Rhod Gilbert: The Man With The Flaming Battenberg Tattoo
2012 · 83 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 208 VOTES · DIR. Rhod Gilbert
Overview
Rhod's stand-up rants on life's minor irritations are legendary, but this year, he's a more mellow fellow altogether. After a course of anger management therapy, he's now so laid-back he even let someone tattoo a Battenberg on him. In this brand new show Rhod recounts the hilarious and turbulent lead-up to a make-or-break trip to New York with his on-off girlfriend. Will the new, chilled-out Rhod get his girl and live happily ever after, or will it be microwaved baked potato for one again? Could it be the Mr Angry of comedy as you've never seen him before?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,606 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:06 (MUSIC PLAYS)
00:03:56 "We are, aren't we, darling?" "Yes, we are."
00:07:24 where 1 is "not at all angry" on an anger management diary, right?
00:11:17 That is...
00:14:53 No! It doesn't make it a good present because it's a good one of a shit thing.
00:18:53 "and more like Ken Dodd! It's not rocket science. It's really pretty simple.
00:22:27 Do you know what the ultimate... The real irony of this is, is, er...
00:25:47 I've had one since.
00:30:13 (CHUCKLES)
00:34:11 I can't... All I can say is, "We're not having this shit.
00:37:19 I showed... I showed them. I showed them a thing or two.
00:40:29 "You want me to have another...
00:43:49 Oh, not quirky, but you know.
00:47:11 "I was asked to put the courgette down and leave the supermarket."
00:50:32 "that I didn't think of a vegetable
00:53:57 "I didn't say anybody was trying to harm them!"
00:57:22 and then you let go of it.
01:00:31 "Shall we go somewhere else? Yes, let's go."
01:04:30 But they didn't give enough of a toss.
01:08:11 I said, "I had to drown the pissing things out somehow!"
01:11:35 Right? "Ask her to marry you now."
01:14:56 That is not why I had this tattoo. It is nothing to do with it.
01:18:37 to what a petty, contrary, argumentative little shit I used to be
10:27:10 going alongside in brackets. Right?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,606
Dialogue density19.3 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line10:27:10
Production Record
DirectorRhod Gilbert
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes208