Ready, Steady, Ommm!
2013 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 364 VOTES · DIR. Oliver Rihs
Overview
Alex and his girlfriend Anna have a problem: Anna couldn't be more pregnant, and neither can find an affordable flat. The only one who can help is Anna's father, Commander Reiker, a sweet but screwy military man who owns an empty house. Reiker, however, to whom the Swiss Army means everything, has problems of his own: how can Switzerland, nation of fabled warriors that even exports its troops to protect the Pope, maintain its fear-inspiring reputation with all the cost-cutting measures? The Army is being forced to save, to restructure, and to take itself seriously. To prevent his ramshackle troops from being axed, Reiker urgently needs help. And just about anyone will do. Like his future son-in-law Alex, the least capable man one could imagine. As a yoga teacher, house-husband and pacifist, Alex has what it takes to be discharged, not put in charge. The pact he concludes with Reiker will not only shake up the Swiss Army, but also Alex's relationship with Anna...
Dialogue Timeline — 1,068 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:41 Very good, very good.
00:04:31 Only 2-bedroom apartments for a fortune.
00:07:55 Anna, I think he's here.
00:11:07 We'll be hanging around distributing cookies to the kids.
00:14:55 Chevalier, Cédric.
00:18:20 Is this seat taken?
00:22:11 Maybe you can give us some ideas what to do?
00:25:45 The first guy to get a nude picture of the cook.
00:30:05 - So so... - Are they wearing you out?
00:33:47 Yes, sir.
00:37:20 A totally normal, stinky fish.
00:41:46 Desertion and violence towards a NCO and a comrade!
00:44:54 Difficult to stay motivated with such crap food.
00:48:18 Children are hell!
00:54:03 Breathe in through the nose.
00:57:53 We're the best, we'll make it! Bértschi, you heck of a guy!
01:03:06 Two yards, one yard.
01:10:09 Hey, Alex.
01:13:44 Gentlemen and officers.
01:16:17 Shit.
01:18:57 - Listen, fatty... - Fatty?
01:24:06 Requesting to leave!
01:29:25 Hey, Stijssi...
01:33:13 Missed that one.