Ready, Steady, Ommm!
2013 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 364 VOTES · DIR. Oliver Rihs
Overview
Alex and his girlfriend Anna have a problem: Anna couldn't be more pregnant, and neither can find an affordable flat. The only one who can help is Anna's father, Commander Reiker, a sweet but screwy military man who owns an empty house. Reiker, however, to whom the Swiss Army means everything, has problems of his own: how can Switzerland, nation of fabled warriors that even exports its troops to protect the Pope, maintain its fear-inspiring reputation with all the cost-cutting measures? The Army is being forced to save, to restructure, and to take itself seriously. To prevent his ramshackle troops from being axed, Reiker urgently needs help. And just about anyone will do. Like his future son-in-law Alex, the least capable man one could imagine. As a yoga teacher, house-husband and pacifist, Alex has what it takes to be discharged, not put in charge. The pact he concludes with Reiker will not only shake up the Swiss Army, but also Alex's relationship with Anna...
Dialogue Timeline — 1,068 lines
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00:00:41 Very good, very good.
00:04:35 We should have started looking sooner!
00:08:09 Hello, Anna.
00:11:20 How was Ito know that my father would come up with such crazy ideas?
00:15:09 Bértschi, Tschijge... Jijrg.
00:18:39 There is a soup in my hair!
00:22:36 You should be happy to be picked up at all!
00:27:33 Shit, my phone!
00:30:58 No! I'm feeling just great! You hate my food
00:35:17 The situation we have is a situation...
00:38:01 We're going to make reasonably decent soldiers out of you.
00:42:32 And discipline...
00:46:18 Anyone ever told you you got a pretty ass?
00:50:20 So he isn't so pig-headed and stubborn after all?
00:55:43 Very good, Reiker.
00:59:58 Maybe, yes.
01:06:31 Did you have fun?
01:11:19 - No... - Another bonus for you!
01:15:02 Nothing will happen when you open your trap.
01:17:50 We'll be shot like rabbits.
01:21:18 the old-age pensioner volunteers with their random shots.
01:27:29 We've done it! Yes, thank you!
01:31:28 I almost fell in love with another woman.
02:22:00 back in their holes. Continue eating.