Random Encounters

00:00:00 >> SPARKLE ZEST IS THE BEST. DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST.

00:04:47 >> YEAH. VERY LIFELIKE ROBOT. >> LIFELIKE ROBOT.

00:07:57 THE FACT THAT I'M GONNA MEET SOMEBODY IN THIS CITY. AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

00:11:30 OR ONE OF YOUR MANY, I SHOULD SAY. IT'S THAT YOU DON'T EMBRACE

00:14:31 POSSIBLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM AND ULTIMATELY FULFILL WHAT THE UNIVERSE ALREADY WANTS

00:18:51 >> HI! >> I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO. >> OKAY.

00:24:09 >> DID YOU SEE A RING? >> I DIDN'T LOOK. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK FOR A

00:27:19 THY SHIRT, RESPOND AT ONCE" -- >> MMM...NO. NO. >> I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT

00:31:09 LOT -- AND, FOR THE RECORD, THIS INTERNET THING IS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR A GUY

00:33:34 SHE HAS TO MATCH THE DESCRIPTION -- >> YEAH, I GOT IT.

00:37:22 >> AVERAGE? THAT IS NOT AVERAGE. THAT'S LIKE VICTORIA'S SECRET.

00:40:20 I THOUGHT YOUR READ WAS FANTASTIC. AND, UM, I DON'T USUALLY DO

00:44:30 OH, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET UP THERE. >> THAT'S TOO BAD.

00:47:15 >> THERE'S NO BREATHING ROOM IN THIS DRESS. >> [ SIGHS ]

00:51:10 MARRY ME? >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS. >> [ CRIES ]

00:56:02 >> HA HA! >> ♪ YOU GOT ATTENTION ♪ ♪ I WANT IT ALL FOR ME ♪

00:59:58 >> LAURA? [ DOOR CLOSES ] LAURA?

01:03:44 >> CHEERS. >> I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED. >> TO CALLING.

01:06:36 EVENING UPSTAIRS, RIGHT? >> I'M... I'M KIND OF TIRED.

01:13:48 OKAY. IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU...AGAIN. I GOT TO GO.

01:18:50 >> KEVIN, THE GUY THAT LEFT MY ROOM THIS MORNING -- THAT'S YOUR COFFEE GUY?

01:24:02 >> [ SIGHS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] WHERE?

01:29:45 THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT. SO...

02:03:05 >> I JUST HAPPENED TO SEE YOU ON TV, AND WELL, HERE YOU ARE!