Random Encounters

00:00:00 >> SPARKLE ZEST IS THE BEST. DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST.

00:04:40 BUT SHE IS ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT. >> SURE. WAIT! STOP.

00:07:46 IN HOLLYWOOD. >> OKAY, THAT IS DEFINITELY CONSIDERED BRIBING AN OFFICER.

00:11:13 >> A GUY I MET...ONLINE. >> AH, ONE OF THOSE. >> DON'T JUDGE. WE'RE YOUNG.

00:14:02 OPPORTUNITIES FOR US. HOWEVER, IT'S UP TO US TO RECOGNIZE THOSE OPPORTUNITIES

00:18:09 SO, IF THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE, IT'S A SIGN, RIGHT? >> BECAUSE YOU SAW ME ON TV, AND

00:23:09 YOU HAVE IT ON YOU? >> I...UH... I, ACTUALLY, YES.

00:26:34 HASN'T PUT UP AN AD LOOKING FOR ME? >> OH, HONEY, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE

00:29:22 >> DUDE, TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT NOW. >> IF IT DOESN'T WORK, I WILL

00:32:37 >> DUDE, THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK. >> WHY NOT?

00:36:28 SYSTEM. >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR

00:39:03 COULD WE GET STARTED, PLEASE? >> YES, OF COURSE. LET'S START WITH THE SCENE ON

00:43:22 IT -- IT MAKES ME -- I WANT TO -- I WANT TO -- I WANT TO SLAUGHTER A PIG WITH MY BARE

00:45:45 >> ONE OF THE BEST SCENES I'VE EVER WRITTEN. >> MIKEY?

00:49:01 WHOO! >> ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ >> GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO

00:53:07 >> OKAY. I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM. YOU WANT TO COME?

00:57:17 ALMOST IDENTICAL. I WAS TELLING HER HOW GOOD OF A DANCER YOU WERE.

01:01:05 HE'S SO CUTE! HE'S SO CUTE! >> [ LAUGHS ]

01:04:30 LAST YEAR CALLED "THE SPIRAL ORIFICE"? >> MNH-MNH.

01:07:36 >> GOOD NIGHT, BENSON. >> WHAT?! WELL, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT

01:14:40 ME OFF AS SOME KIND OF ASSHOLE, THEN, SO BE IT. I DON'T BLAME YOU, 'CAUSE THAT'S

01:20:10 LIKE, NOTHING. >> WELL, IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE, I DID TAKE HIS PANTS

01:25:01 >> I KNOW. >> ♪ WATCH AS YOU THOUGHT I'D CRUMBLE ♪

01:30:36 AND YOU SAW IT RIGHT HERE, ON "THE DR. TIM SHOW." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.