Ralph Breaks the Internet

00:00:50 RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one.

00:05:01 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi". What it should say is "Die-Fi".

00:09:19 Okay. Still not a problem. He'll just order a new part.

00:13:48 You've been married six years, you're looking to spice things up...

00:18:03 - No offense. - I know. And none taken.

00:22:51 - What? How did you...? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.

00:26:30 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game.

00:30:29 Yes, ma'am.

00:34:34 I'm here from the, uh... Department of Noise.

00:39:55 That's really great.

00:44:06 - Who? - The man with the undulating jowls.

00:47:49 - over at BuzzzTube.com. - Hey, guys, Wreck-It Ralph here...

00:51:40 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more totally different than that...

00:55:33 - Ooh! I want one, too, you guys! - I'll get my mice on this.

00:59:21 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat.

01:03:48 - # Hate to see you end up dead # - # Let's get this party rollin' #

01:08:53 No, she's been brainwashed. That's what this is.

01:12:39 - when I see one. -

01:18:07 Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers. They'd never miss me.

01:22:55 - Who? - Yesss!

01:28:48 No! No, kid.

01:33:51 No, no. It's okay.

01:39:37 # I find it hard to tell you how I want to run away #

01:52:25 Anyway, what else? Uh...