Rally On!
2009 · 86 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 737 VOTES · DIR. Markku Pölönen
Overview
This rollicking sports comedy from Finnish director Markku Polonen follows the exploits of Seppo 'Sladi' Pesonen, an ex-top-tiered race car driver now reduced to instructing students at a driving school. To relieve the monotony of this undesired career, Pesonen builds "Team Susan," a road rally team based at Pekkarinen's Garage in the Finnish countryside. Soon, Sladi's nephew Luumu arrives from Helsinki and learns of the team, his enthusiasm skyrockets and he hops on board with the assist of mechanic Suko. Yet the men encounter Machiavellian sabotage at the hands of the vile Torppo, the owner of the lot that contains Pekkarinen's Garage, who is determined to interfere with the plans of Team Susan.
Dialogue Timeline — 702 lines
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00:01:13 RALLY ON!
00:05:13 Turn it down, I can't bear to hear that.
00:09:36 This is the workshop.
00:12:20 Right.
00:16:05 But Torppolandia has a new boss and your rent will be raised a bit.
00:18:56 You haven't spoken to that cripple for years. -That's irrelevant!
00:22:21 What the fuck are you waiting for?
00:25:12 Give up. She's a woman, not your type.
00:28:13 Are you sure the brakes are okay?
00:31:25 How does it sound in principle? -In principle?
00:34:02 Team Susa's new driver, Lauri "Plum" Pesonen.
00:36:39 Feck me.
00:39:55 I smell shit here.
00:44:52 What day? -The 27th.
00:48:06 Why is this great ass still single?
00:50:27 It begins. All of Miikkula and Finland has waited for this.
00:52:56 Leivo crosses the finish line. The others had better perk up -
00:56:29 Aija, what are you doing here? -You asked me to come.
00:59:53 Team Susa is last, holding the wooden spoon.
01:02:32 Son of a shit!
01:05:34 Now we only have a beer crate!
01:08:22 The left side is easy. Faster, faster!
01:11:47 What the hell? -Never mind. We are back in business.
01:14:50 Lauri Pesonen crosses the finish line and wins the race!